I may take some requests for drabbles or ficlets – you can leave your plotbunny or short story request in a review if you like, and see if my muse is inspired. No guarantees, of course. I always have multiple fics I'm working on at any given point in time.

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It took three months after the rescue for Harry to settle into living at Grimmauld Place with his new dads. He loved it! But there remained one highly irritating fly in the ointment.

"Sirius, I need ten pounds to do something horrible to your mother's portrait."

"Here's twenty. Have fun!"

"You don't want to know my plan?" Harry asked tentatively.

Remus shrugged. "I'm sure you've got justification for just about anything by now. I just want to know if we'll get to watch."

One quick shop later, Harry had what he needed.

"This, ma'am, is Nitromors. A Muggle paint stripper…"