-Langley Falls, Virginia-

It was a bright, sunny day in good old Langley Falls, Virginia with little to no problems at all. The birds are singing a merry tune, the children are playing in high spirits, and the nerds stayed inside and complain on online forums on latest games and comics. Entering town, there was a black Mazda CX-5 MPG coming down the road and inside of the vehicle were two occupants on there way to their new home they were assigned to by their undercover agency, the CIA.

The first one was the driver who had brown hair that he kept short yet it was long enough to spike up a bit once combing through it while he had dark brown eyes while wearing a pair of wire framed glasses. He sported a trimmed goatee beard combo to make it appear to be a 5 o'clock shadow while having a curved scar on the right side of his face that was from his jawline to his eye. He was wearing a red plaid dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up over a black long-sleeved t-shirt and wearing denim jeans while his footwear that he was wearing was black and grey running shoes.

The young man was above average in height, as he was a solid 6 ft, he had a well built body, of that of a running back football player, but lean as a swimmer or track runner. While retaining a young adult appearance, when in fact he in his mid-20's yet he still looked like a teenager.

The second one, who was in the passenger seat, had black buzzcut hair that he would cut himself every week with icy blue eyes. He had a clean shaven face, but on his face was a scar that went from his left cheek to the his forehead. He wore a black four button jacket, a white long sleeve dress shirt and black dress pants with black dress shoes.

The man had a built of a bodybuilder, but his muscle was more compact instead of bulging out. He was twenty five years old, but with all of his exercise and healthy eating, he look like he's twenty.

"Can't believe we got assigned to watch that damn idiot Stan Smith." The passenger groaned as they drove to a house they bought.

"Well, it's better than staying back in the office and doing absolutely nothing Robert." The driver said as he passed by people who came from various places of the East Coast after a hurricane destroyed most residential areas near the ocean.

"I know Jordan, but, really? Spying on one of our own? Doesn't sound suspicious to you?" Robert asked Jordan. Jordan just shrugged as he drove to their house.

"All I know was that he stole something from the CIA even though it was returned but they want us to keep a close eye on him and do a weekly report of our findings until further notice." Jordan said as he kept his thoughts on the road.

-Half Hour Later-

Finally reaching some neighborhoods, the car strolled by each of them slowly with each passenger looking on each side to find which house was theirs. They came to a stop in front of a fancy two story tan house that somewhat was like a manor of sorts, with a lot of windows and the for sale sign still up. The most interesting part was there were six teenagers walking up the walkway. four of them were boys and the last two were girls that were having a conversation. From what little parts they could hear from their CIA training, they could deduct they (the ones on the walkway) were gonna videotape something in the supposed 'vacant' house and both Jordan and Robert had a pretty good idea what.

Sighing they both got out of the car but not before Jordan turned it off and walked toward their new house. Right before Robert opened the door, they saw the two girls that came walked out with a frown and the booze he saw the boys carrying with them walking out the door.

However that soon changed when they saw them, they blushed and drooled at the two men.

"Well hello there girls, may I ask why you're in our new home?" Jordan asked as he crossed his arms.

"O-oh we were gonna flash some nerds for some beer, but some things lead to another in there and we decided to split." The red headed one said.

"Ah okay then, you two can run along now. Also what are your names?" Jordan asked as the two blushed.

"Janet" the red headed one said

"Hilary" the blonde said

After saying their names, they headed off but not before they could fully pass the two, they both were slapped on the ass, making them 'eek' and moan.

"Make sure to stop by next time, Mkay?" Jordan chirped with a grin, making both nod slowly with a very dark blush before walking off.

"Did you really have to do that Jordan?" Robert asked as he shook his head.

"Well you did say that I should try to be more confident and open up more?" Jordan said

"Well not that confident. You don't know if you'll end up going a bit too far on those kinds of attempts and they could maybe get you in trouble." Robert said.

"Yeah I know," Jordan sighed as he ran his hand through his hair, "you know me well that I'm not all that great with women and try and try but no success at all."

"Well just keep working on it ok. As for now, we have other business to attend to." Robert said before the two of them walked up to the door.

"You ruined everything?!" A unknown voice said, which was the first voice they both heard.

"I'm giving these poor, forgotten people a new lease on life." A female voice snapped.

When they entered and saw who said that, Jordan felt his heart skip a beat or two as she was a beauty. Seeing her dark eyes that would make one feel go into a deep, endless void. Her pierced, supple lips with a slight pink tinge to them that makes him want to explore deeply. Once gazing down her slim, pear shaped figure to see the perfect breast shape of low to mid D cup. Gazing further down seeing the uncovered slim stomach with a naval ring adding more to the appeal. He caught the sight of her round/bubble ass that was very firm and tight that he could guess he could bounce a coin off of it. Despite wearing slightly baggy pants, he could see the indications that her legs are toned and are long that could go on for miles.

All in all in his book Jordan was sure he had just gazed upon the epitome of beauty and that voice just makes things so much better. Nothing can really ruin this sight at all, not even Robert waving his hand infront of his partner's face and snapping his fingers.

…..Of course the beautiful image, Jordan's POV, ended up getting ruined with something that disgusted them greatly was a dead homeless man dead in a corner, and other homeless people fighting over his cloths and corpse.

Feeling that it was time to get their attention, Robert yelled out. "Hey, what are you guys doing in our house?!"

"Your house?! But my mom said this house was vacant for a long time!" A short nerdy kid said angrily, he was angry because first he and his friends weren't able to get those two girls earlier to cooperate in their deal for their video plan to gain a new gamestation and second these two stormed in and thinks they run the place.

Robert pulled out a small stack of papers from his laptop bag, one in the front with a seal of approval on it and showed them it.

"Well we have the paperwork saying that we own this house now, we can legally kill or call the cops on all you right now." Robert said smirking, while the nerds and girl looked horrified.

"Wait! Wait! Please reasonable, don't kick these people out just yet! I'll do anything." The girl said desperately.

"What's your name girl?" Robert said with a neutral face, making her nervous.

"Hayley Smith sir..that dweeb who yelled at you earlier is my idiotic brother, Steve" Hayley said in slight amount of obedience.

"Hey!" Steve said indignantly.

"Well...Hayley, my name is Jordan and this guy right here is my cousin Robert. Now we're just wondering but what are you people doing in our new home?" Jordan said to her to at least try to calm things down.

"Well I thought this house was never gonna be sold, so I turned it into a homeless shelter for the needy." Hayley said shyly, her brags and confident attitude gone just from looking at this stud in front of her.

"Ah... honorable, but I do not approve." Robert said frowning slightly.

"Please! Just let them stay a little longer, that's all I ask!" Hayley said begging

"Hmm...fine, I'll give these people a little while longer, say about a week?" Jordan replied back smiling getting Robert to elbow him into the ribs to get Jordan back on track. "Of course by that time you'll need to clear out so we can properly move things in."

"Deal! You won't regret this!" Hayley said. Jordan and Robert left the house to go to a local hotel for a week.

"We're going to probably regret this." Jordan said.

"Yep." Robert replied.

-One Week Later-

Yeah, it turned out they definitely regretted it, Jordan should of listened to Robert that it was a bad idea even though he was trying to be nice to the new neighbors, because exactly that week, this Steve and his father who was their target Stan, who decided to host a homeless brawl and was even getting money for it, in their own backyard!

...Well not yet until they fully moved in. During that week they ended up staying at a hotel that Jordan had to pay for to make up for what he did earlier that week of giving them time to clear out. Robert somewhat forgave him on that but still, Jordan needed to talk to him on that before jumping the gun. Then again Jordan tends to not think clearly on certain moments but what's done is done.

On the plus side on the situation, Robert was able to make money from it and see that idiotic man Stan get the tar beaten out of him, even though it was known all around he was a CIA agent as well. He also got to see Stan's hot wife, Francine who sold him and his partner the house over the phone and Jordan had to say, like Hayley, she was very beautiful. No argument there on where Hayley got the majority of her appearance from even though Jordan had no real interests in Francine.

She had long blonde hair that rippled down to just a bit above her well shaped ass that was just the beginning of her gorgeous figure. Francine also had an hourglass figure that was more developed than Hayley who was more petite compared to her mother.

Francine's bust was definitely mid to high D in size and very perky from what he saw when he met the woman for the first time. She had full lips and soft blue eyes that shined a bit naturally.

She wore a red jacket that still showed off her figure, a purple shirt underneath it that seemed to accent her eyes, a purple ascot, cream colored women's business pants that clung to her as well and red heeled shoes that made her toned legs go longer than normal.

To Robert, she didn't look a day over her early 30's and she acted very cheerful, sweet and entirely unlike her husband and son.

He somewhat felt bad for the fact she was stuck with an uncaring and somewhat idiotic husband and son, though her daughter seemed different as she seemed a bit rebellious but still very nice and sweet in her own unique way.

The week had its ups and downs, ups because Robert got to talk to Francine more and make her blush and for Jordan he was able to get Hayley swoon for him on the rarests of luck which made him really happy. The downs however were because Francine's idiotic husband turned their living room into a gym for the homeless people, and had to host a brawl tournament for homeless and make money out of it.

The reason behind all this from what they eventually learned from Hayley that Stan was feeling threatened that he might no longer wear the 'pants' of the married couple with Francine making more money than he does in a week. Ironically it was him that got Francine the realtor job in the first place after he brought home the experimental chemical from work on accident and made the huge scare for a lot of homeowners to move away to leave vacant residences. With that, Stan didn't want to hear Francine complain more on things so he got her the realtor job to keep her preoccupied not knowing how well she would do the job.

Anyways, it was incredibly sickening to the both of them on what Stan was doing to those homeless people. Of course they can't be hypocrites since because it was now in their backyard, so they each took 25% of the profit while they both saw the fights to at least get some fun out of it.

On how things ended was that Jordan had convinced and helped Steve and Hayley to hire Ted, a well built method actor who was also a hand model, to fight against Stan so that they could gain a lot of profit out of it all. Jordan did rehearse with said actor and Steve on what to do for when Stan first meets him but told him to not bite off his own thumb or else his model career would be over. In the end Stan was humiliated and gotten beaten up after Ted took a dive so that Hayley, Steve, Jordan and Robert got a lot of the winnings.

It took them a couple hours once everyone left to get the stink out of their home and get some furniture moved in as well as get everything of their set up such as their computers and security systems.

Robert bought an Xbox One with a seventy two in flat screen TV and surround sound systems with the money he got from the homeless fight a week ago. He also bought games, like Halo 5, Gears of War, Call of Duty and Fallout 4. As for Jordan, he brought in his Xbox One with his already owned games like the Mass Effect Trilogy, Watch Dogs, Deus Ex Human Revolution, SSX and Destiny; but bought a similar TV set as his partner along with getting new games like all of the Halo Master Chief Collection, Halo 5 and Wolf Among Us.

Robert also got a 2014 Camaro painted black and two silver lines going from the front window to the front, since he didn't want to be depending on Jordan for rides.

"Alrighty then, all the security systems are set up so that if anyone try to break in, it'll alert us and shock them. So what now?" Robert asked Jordan as he entered his partners room who was finishing setting it up..

"Well we still have less than a week until we need to start our new covers so maybe we can wander around town to memorize locations and whatnot. Not only that but possibly get the chance to see meet some of our neighbors." Jordan said as his partner nodded.

"Hey Jordan, Robert. I got things situated downstairs like you two asked." A familiar voice broke their musings as they turned to see Hayley. The two momentarily forgot that Hayley stuck around to help them moved in after the homeless people left.

"You know you didn't have to stick around and help us Hayley" Jordan told her with a chuckle as she blushed at him. Hayley felt bad on what she did earlier that week not knowing the house was sold so she wanted to make it up to the two, especially wanting to spend more time with Jordan and get to know him better.

"Well I felt bad considering how stupid my dad and brother did those stupid things in your house" she said as she pulled out a rag and wiped off some sweat before she sat down on the edge of his bed.

"It's fine, since some good did come out of it" he said as he smiled at her that made her blush a bit more

"Oh...and what is that?" Hayley said as she sent him a suggestive smile and leaned closer to him, trying to push up her bust to her advantage.

Normally she wasn't like this with men she had met not very long ago but there was something about Jordan that honestly made her want him. Hence why she was on the attack with him.

"Well I got the chance to meet and get to know a beautiful spitfire of a ravenette." Jordan said as he wrapped his arms around her waist. Normally he wouldn't be doing this kind of thing before this assignment but he felt right being with her and wanted to take a risk.

"Oh get a room you two." Robert said as he made his way out of the room to get into his for some shut eye.

"We are already in one." Jordan said in a quick remark making Hayley chuckle a little.

The second after saying that they both remembered their positions and felt a pull towards each other not knowing their hearts were starting to steadily beat at the same pace. They slowly leaned in to lock their lips to possibly experience something wonderful but before they could actually connect for the kiss Jordan's bedroom door was barged down, with Stan coming in with a frown.

"Hayley! Come home this instant! Francine and I need your help!" Stan said completely overlooking at what the two were about to do.

"Dad! Leave me alone! I'll be there in a minute, god!" Hayley said scowling at Stan as a dark blush broke out on her face.

"You were better when you were little, I swear. I don't know what it is about kids today taking so damn long." Stan said grumbling to himself while walking out, ignoring the fact he busted down someone's door as the owner of the bedroom door struggled not to beat him with said broken door. An obvious sign was his right eye and eyebrow twitching like crazy.

"Jordan, I'm extremely sorry for the door and my father's douchebag behavior, maybe I can make it up to you, say...dinner or even lunch?" Hayley asked hopefully.

"Nothing would make me happier of me spending more time with you Hayley. And as for the door I'll probably send your dad the bill or I'll have to fix it myself." Jordan said forcing a smile as he wasn't mad at Hayley but her idiot of a father.

"That's great! Let me give you my number so we can set something up." Hayley said as she was practically beaming, thankful at her minor victory as she wrote down her number for him before leaving, silently cheering to herself about it as Jordan smiled and stared at her rear as she left.

"I have a feeling this mission might be all that bad after all." Jordan said to himself as he walked downstairs to get the security system back up since he forgot to arm it to how Stan got in easily. Once that was done, he went back to his room to get some sleep after a long day.

Unknown to the two, this was just the start for some of the odd misadventures of Robert and Jordan, Agents of the CIA and much, much more.