"So, you sure these are undiscovered alien life forms?" Dandy asked.
"Well, I'm not so sure about the tall blue one," QT said flipping through the identification book, "because it's listed as a 'Zbornak.'" QT then looked at the aliens, one tall blue creature that looked somewhat like a cross between a roadrunner and a horse, and the other being a small, orange creature with a big head and a big, green hat. "But the small one is definitely not on the list."
"Really," said Dandy. "Huh, Whadaya know." He then looked at the aliens. "So, what exactly are you?"
"Me?" the orange one asked happily. "Well, my name's Wander, and this is my pal Sylvia. And we travel the stars together, meeting' folks, greeting folks, and going' on all kinds of new adventures! Why we were just leaving this really cool planet, named Janet, and we were all hangin out and stuff, and then Syliva and I left, and then we passed by you ship, and you opened that megaphone-y thing and invited us onboard."
"But you've never been registered yet before?" Dandy asked with excitement.
"Regiswhated?" Wander asked. In that instant, Dandy realized that he had been given a golden opportunity.
"Boo-yah! We're taking this guy to registration, and then we've hit the goldmine baby!" Sylvia then snapped Dandy out of his frenzy.
"Hang on a sec, there!" Sylvia said, grabbing Dandy by the neck of his shirt. "You'd better not be planning some kind of dangerous experiment on my friend here, 'cause then I'll knock you so hard, you'll go flying to the next galaxy, and land on a planet of pain!"
"Chill, chill." Dandy said calmly. "Nothing's gonna happen. We'll just take him to registration, our old friend Scarlett is gonna enter his information into a computer, then you guys can go off and on your way. That's all there is to it." Sylvia let go.
"Really?" She asked puzzled. "No torturing of any kind? Huh, alright." At that moment, Meow came out from the ships bathroom.
"Hey guys, so what's the deal with that alien pair we let on board."
Wander gasped with excitement. "Oh. My. Gosh. A kitty!" He ran over to Meow, and petted under his chin. "Aww, you're so cute! What's your name?"
"My name is Meow, and will you stop- oooooh, that feels niiice!"
"Aw, you like that, don't you? How about this?" Wander then jumped onto the top of QT, reached inside his hat, and fumbled around until he excitedly pulled out a ball of yarn. He then proceeded to dangle the yarn above Meow, who laughed trying to grab the yarn.
"Well, he's obviously not hostile. This should be relatively easy," QT said, somewhat annoyed with Wander.
"Right," said Dandy. I'll get us on track to registration." So Dandy walked over to the ship controls, and they were on their way.
Watching them this whole time, from an observable distance, was Lord Hater. Looking through the monitor in his ship, he summoned commander Peepers to the control room.
"You summoned me, Lord Hater?"
"Commander Peepers, do we have any information on that ship that took Wander and Sylvia on board?" Peepers ran away, and came back with a sheet of paper, all within two seconds.
"Well sir, the ship is called the 'Aloha Oe,' and is in possession of a man named 'Dandy,' an intergalactic alien hunter, working with a robotic vacuum cleaner named QT and a Betelgeusian named Meow."
"So, do we have any- wait, his name is Dandy? Is that his birth name or a nickname?" Peepers shrugged. "That's strange. Anyway, do we have any information on his destination? His intentions for Wander and Sylvia?"
"Well sir, none at the moment, but-"
"AT LAST!" For a moment, there thunder and lightning. "With these two captured already, Wander and Sylvia will be easier for us to capture!"
"But sir, I don't understand."
"It's quite easy, Peepers. With Wander and Sylvia already imprisoned by this Dandy guy, all we gotta do is follow that ship, wait for the right moment, and when Dandy and his men leave those two behind, WE GRAB 'EM!" Hater laughed, and lightning and thunder appeared again. "Now, follow that ship!"
"Aye-aye, Lord Hater!" And with that, the immense skull went in pursuit of the Aloha Oe.