Narrator: He goes out at night... in a bat costume. He drives a bat-themed car at 200 mph. He survived a back injury at the hands of Bane. He overcomes seduction from a cat-themed villainess. He keeps museum objects in his own "man-cave". He makes a butler and an orphan do his every bidding. He is... the most interesting bat in the world.
Batman: I don't always fight crime, but when I do, I go against the Joker. Stay incarcerated, my friends.