Me: Ah. Yes, I am completely aware I haven't updates my fics for a while, but....... My Laptop broke. Again. I thought IBMs were virtually unbreakable. And I have broken three of them. And I'm not quite sure how. And I had writers block. Still do actually. This is my sisters fic. She's too 'non sad and geeky' to actually create an account for herself so she can post it on that, so I said I would for her. As the 'sad and geeky one' with the account that she need to put the fic on. HA!
Aslook's Sister: Look I apologised! Let it go! Oh, and Hi! I hope you like my fic! I'm Aslook's younger Sister. Anyone mentioning the word little will suffer. Painfully. Do ignore her when she loses her sanity. She does that a lot. Especially after shes had caffeine. And sugar. This is a Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Primeval crossover. I love those shows. Primeval is my favorite. I don't get Aslooks facination with Doctor Who. Its good but not brilliant.
Me: *Gasps* TAKE THAT BACK! DOCTOR WHO IS AWSOME! IT RULES SUPREME! BLASPHEMY!
Aslook's Sister: And there goes her sanity. I'll just lock her in her bedroom with the Army of EVIL plot bunnies. Jeez, the things her imagination comes up with. How they then acually appeared in her bedroom to terrorize us is a mystery in itself! Anyway. If I do that she just may update sooner! I shall be taking over as it is my fic! I do not in any way shape or form own any thing any one can recognise. There. In with the fic!
A Match Made In Heaven... ish
"Shut Up With the Bleeding Alarms!!! Some of us are trying to sleep!!!"
Donna been woken up early that morning by the sound of a really loud klaxon. She really wasn't a morning person. The Doctor turned to face her with a look on his face which seemed to say 'nice pyjamas', causing Donna to look down at the fluffy pink teddy pyjamas her mum had given her not so long ago and blush.
"So what's with the alarms then 'Space-Man'?" Asked Donna, obviously trying to change the subject.
"Right… yes…the alarms…" The Doctor stammered, looking very confused and distant as he did so, "OH! Of course! The alarms! Sorry" he shouted suddenly, causing Donna to jump out of her skin. "The TARDIS Is picking up some strange energy readings coming from a spot near central London. I've been getting quite a few actually but I thought it was just a glitch in the… sonar."
"Well, what are we waiting for?! Lets check it out!" Dona suggested enthusiastically, obviously recovered from waking up early.
"Jack?" Tosh's small and delicate voice echoed around the hub. " I'm getting some strange readings from the rift"
"Really? Can you trace it?" was Captain Jack Harkness' immediate reply.
"Of course. It's coming from a small remote area near the centre of London."
"Have I ever told you how brilliant you are?"
"We're picking up alerts from another anomaly!" Connor's voice echoed through the ARC. "It's in some remote area of countryside near the centre of London."
"O.K team, off we go." Replied the sharp voice of James Lester, which was soon drowned out by the marching of feet as the 'crew' scrambled out and into the van.
A black SUV parked up by the edge of a disused field near London. As the torchwood team protruded from it, they stopped to marvel in the sight before their very eyes. The air was disrupted around a large sphere of light. The air surrounding looked jagged and made up of many geometric shapes. Whatever that strange thing was, it was definitely amazing, the torchwood team agreed. They marched towards the 'thing' for a closer inspection.
A small blue box materialised at the other end of the field. There was a huge hill in the middle of the field so the two groups were kept apart, each unaware of the other. Out of this small blue box appeared a tall thin man wearing converses and a pinstriped suit, followed by a young woman with fiery red hair and an attitude to match.
"This is it? These mysterious energy readings? IT'S AN EMPTY FIELD???" The red-head exclaimed, rather loudly. The tall thin man was staring at a spot at the top of the hill. Donna followed his gaze…
"OH, MY, GOD!!!"
The Doctor ran to catch up with Donna who was sprinting up the hill to get a better look at the 'thing'.
The shiny silver SUV parked up at the edge of an old abandoned field somewhere near London. Yet again, they were hidden from the other two parties by the huge hill in the middle of the field. Lucky for the Primeval team no creatures had escaped. Yet.
"Call the minister, I want this whole area cornered off. I don't want to risk it in case a creature did come through the anomaly." ordered the stern voice of James Lester.
"Yes boss." Chorused Abby and Connor in Unison.
"Don't you think he's overreacting? We did manage to stop those dinosaurs from trampling London last time. We're not complete idiots." Whispered Connor as they set off towards the anomaly.
Aslook's Sister: Okay this is my first fan fic. Be nice or I'll set Aslook on you before shes had her coffee in the morning. Not a pretty sight. Review and you will get a cookie in the shape of a predator. Or Rex. Not sure yet!
Me: LET ME OUT!
Aslook's Sister: SHUT UP! I'M TALKING!