OK HERE'S ANOTHER STYLE SONG FIC! WERE GOING BACK ALL THE WAY IN 2002 WHEN AVRIL LAVIGNE BROUGHT OUT HER SONG 'THINGS I'LL NEVER SAY' MOST OF YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW IT BUT I'VE BEEN DOING SOME RESEARCH AND I THINK THIS SONG IS GREAT FOR STAN X KYLE. SO YEAH HERE GOES THINGS I'LL NEVER SAY- STAN MARSH STYLE! XD NOTE: SOME SWEARING.
-Stan waiting at the bus stop for the school bus as usual he's there early then Kyle comes-
Kyle: Hey Stan!
Stan: Oh h-h-hey...Kyle...
Kyle: Uh...are you ok dude?
Stan: Yeah I'm fine, yeah fine I guess...
Kyle: God, you've been acting like this all week now whats up?
-Kenny and Cartman come-
Kenny: Hey!
Cartman: Hey dick heads!
Kyle: Shut up fatass.
Cartman: WHATEVA KHAL!
-the school bus comes, everyone sits down-
Things I'll never say- Stan Marsh style!
Stan: (thinking while sitting next to Kyle)
I'm tugging at my hair, (tugs hair)
I'm pulling at my clothes, (pulls jacket nervously)
I'm trying to keep my cool,
I know it shows,
I'm staring at my feet, (looks at feet)
Kyle: Dude you're acting all shy near me for some reason. (Kyle looks quizzically)
Stan: (Thinking) My cheeks are turning red, (Blushes)
I'm searching for the words inside my head,
Stan: I'm fine dude its c-c-cool.
Kyle: Uhh ok whatever...
Stan: (Continues thinking)
I'm feeling nervous,
Trying to be so perfect,
Cause I know you're worth it,
You're worth it (Stares at Kyle)
Yeah!
If I could say what I want to say,
I'd say I wanna blow you... away,
Be with you every night,
Am I squeezing you to tight?
If I could say what I want to see,
(Imagines)
Stan: I wanna see you go down...on one knee...
Kyle: MARRY ME TODAY!
(Stops Imagining)
Stan: Guess I'm wishing my life away...
With these thing's I'll never say.
-in the playground on recess-
-Stan and Kyle are talking to each other-
Kenny: Hey Kyle, wanna play some basketball?
Kyle: Sure dude.
-goes off with Kenny-
Stan: (sighs) It don't do me any good,
It's just a waste of time,
What use is it to you?
What's on my mind?
If it ain't coming out,
Were not going anywhere,
So why can't I just tell you that I care?
What's wrong with my tongue?
These words keep slipping away,
I stutter I stumble...like I've got nothing to say...
-Kyle looks at Stan from the distance-
Kyle: Dude is he talking to himself?
-goes closer so he can hear him-
Stan: Guess I'm wishing my life away with these things I'll never say,
If I could say what I want to say,
I'd say I wanna blow you... away,
Be with you every night,
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I want to see,
I want to see you go down,
On one knee,
Marry me today... (smiles)
(sighs)
Yes, I'm wishing my life away,
With these thing's I'll never say,
...These things I'll never say...
-Kyle rushes to Stan-
Kyle: Dude!
Stan: Oh...err hi Kyle...
Kyle: YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT?
-awkward silence-
Stan: Aww...shit!
The End :P
Poor Stan, the things he would never say kinda popped out lol! ENJOY AND REVIEW!
