I don't own the Hunger Games books nor Lady Gaga's song "Born This Way". I own nothing and I'm not making any money from this.
Title: Rule This Way
Author: TimX7
Summary: President Snow sings a song parody to show that he's not evil... He just rules this way.
Title: Rule This Way
Artist: President Coriolanus Snow
Parody: "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga and "Perform This Way" by Weird Al Yankovic
My daddy told me when I poisoned him.
You'll be the Anti-Christ!
Become president and rule with an iron fist.
Then someday you will live forever.
Now today in the Capitol.
Everyone treats me as a god.
I'll have you hanged if you don't watch the Hunger Games.
Sit back and watch your children die!
Preisdent Coins will say that I'm a mad dictator.
Well she can blow me baby!
I just rule this way!
I might be growing mutant roses.
Or releasing mutant wasps.
It doesn't mean I'm evil.
I just rule this way!
Oh the Districts will pay...
With their stupid lives...
'Cause I rule this way!
Baby I rule this way!
Oh don't worry I'm okay.
That I just rule this way.
I'm not crazy this way!
I just rule this way!
I'll rule like Hitler.
I'll rule like Suddam Hussein.
I'll even rule like Hugo Chavez.
'Cause everyday I rule Panem...
with fear...
I'm so completely original.
My new laws are all the rage.
I'll tie you to a piece of wood,
and burn you at the stake.
I will execute Hunger Games tributes,
on a W-H-I-M.
(Katniss Everdeen)
HEY! HEY! HEY!
Then for no reason today.
I shall speak in French!
Je vais tirer sur la personne qui a pété!
(Katniss)
It wasn't me!
My bathroom today is the local Catholic Church!
Not because I'm evil,
I just rule this way!
I'll strap prime rib to your feet and over you in meat.
Bet you've never been fed to Mutts this way!
Don't be shocked when you see,
my latest sinful act.
I'm crazy, shocking, I'm Satan's son!
I'm Ghadaffi! I'm Kim Jong Il!
There is nothing to disrespectful.
I'll honestly do anything.
Even wear white after Labor Day.
'Cause baby I rule this way.
Don't think it's cliché,
if I bomb the Districts today.
Don't call the United Nations.
I'm not really evil, I just rule this way.
No reason why I should regret,
the brutal things I've done!
I'm not evil, I just rule this way!
I rule this way! I rule this way!
I'm always ruling in the most sadistic way!
I rule this way! I rule this way!
I'm really just insane, because I rule this way!
Well that's all for now. I should be writing one last song parody before the release of the movie this Friday.