Title You Can't Be Too Careful

Challenge Paranoia

Author Bast

He adjusted the view from the electronic survey camera, and flipped a switch on the voice recognition identifier. "Birth date?" he asked.

A long suffering sigh escaped from the female behind the office door. "May, 4, 1942."

"What was the name of your first pet?"

Through gritted teeth the woman answered, "Fluffy."

"Do you have any physical identifying marks?"

Langley shook his head and pushed the OFF button on the tape recorder. "For god's sake, Frohike, she's your MOTHER!"