I do not own the anime, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and the game, Runescape in any way. I'm just a fan so no need to sue me.
The SOS Brigade Gielinor Expedition
NOTE: The italics are Kyon's POV.
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*Sigh* Another boring day in school
Well, time to go to my boring club. If it weren't for Miss Asahina's maid service I would've just joined the "go-home" club for sure.
Kyon enters the club seeing all the club members are already present. All of them are seating at the table and are using the laptops except for Haruhi who's using the desktop computer.
"Kyon! You're late, hurry up! Sit down and use that laptop there.", Haruhi ordered without even greeting or glancing at him, looking as if she's totally absorbed to the computer.
Asahina, still in her school uniform, got up from her chair but Haruhi thundered, "Asahina-san, don't even bother giving that late comer tea.", making her sit back down.
"Sorry, Kyon." Asahina apologized in somewhat a cute way.
"That's okay, I really appreciate your concern, Miss Asahina."
Kyon went close to Nagato to see what they've been doing.
"So you're playing an MMORPG, Runescape eh?"
"Kyon, quit your yapping, hurry up and make your character."
"Okay, but I have already have a character with combat level of 78 here. Can't I use that instead?"
"No, that would be unfair, we'll all start from level 3!", Haruhi yelled in quite a jealous tone.
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Now everyone is in Lumbridge, their avatars are named after their real names.
"Okay guys, join the clan chat, SOS Brigade!", Haruhi ordered them.
"Roger that!", Koizumi the suck-up said.
"Type a slash before saying anything so we're the only ones who can see it.", Haruhi instructed
"What's the use? We're all in the same room? No need to communicate through that, just say it.", said Kyon giving the tsundere popped veins on her forehead.
"It's a wonder we can use our real names here.", Kyon said.
"It's because there aren't many Japanese playing this game.", Koizumi explained with a disgusting gayish smile to Kyon.
"Well, what are we going to do?", Kyon asked?
"We're gonna do a quest!", Haruhi enthusiastically declared.
After 2 long hours of roaming around the free player world of Gielinor since they quit doing a quest because they can't understand English, they finally got bored and went home.
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Well, that was something new, I enjoyed a bit. Kyon thought lying on his bed.
He fell asleep but in moments he opened his eyes to see himself in a different world.
WTF!!! I'm in the Runescape world? This is definitely Haruhi's doing.
I'm in Lumbridge right now. Right, since I got killed just before we climbed the White Mountain and I got separated from them. Damn that girl, making me a decoy.
Why don't I look like a pixelated freak? Neither other players here, they look like anime characters instead. I should find Haruhi and the others immediately.
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