Title:Wilhelmina gets Roasted

Rating: K+

Disclamer: I do not own any of the UB characters and if I did they would have a 5th season

This is my first UB story so no bashing please but I will allow positive criticisms though. So please enjoy

"Willie, it's time for you to get roasted" said Marc as he walked towards her desk.

Wilhelmina was on her laptop before she heard Marc and immediately closed it and stared at him.

"What"

"Marc, I told you that I don't want anyone roasting me especially Claire. I also don't want them to know that my birthday is approaching."

"Willie, it's not like they know how old you are anyway but that doesn't matter because it's just harmless fun. As a bonus you can make the people's lives even worse when you hear what they say about you."

Marc begins to pout and makes puppy dog eyes at Willie as soon as he finishes. Wilhelmina heaves a heavy sigh and reluctantly says "Fine".

As soon as she said that Marc begins to yammer about how much fun this will be and can't wait to begin the roasting.

"Oh and Marc, if anything comes out of your mouth that I don't like I will make sure that your life will never have anything to do with Mode or Meade ever again."

Marc gulpes and leads Wilhelmina through the tube and into the conference room.

The regular circular table has been replaced with chairs. There is a big couch in the front of the room where Wilhelmina was directed to sit by Marc. Next to her are a mic and a podium where people will roast her.

"Marc, where is everybody. I'm not going to sit here forever, you know."

"They should be trickling in, Willie" he replied.

As he said this Betty, Amanda, Claire, and Daniel walked into the room.

"Where is everybody?" asks Betty

"I guess everyone is afraid that they will get fired if they roast Wilhelmina. But don't worry over the years I wrote down what I hated about her and now I finally get to say it without getting any back talk." replied Claire.

"Oh shut up Claire, the last time you had a roast was over a campfire and if you ever decide to have another one I would gladly come and truly say what I think about you." says Willie.

"Mom save the roasting until it's your turn and Wilhelmina save your roasting for next year" said Daniel

As Marc walked up to the mike he saw Willie smiling and Claire glaring at Daniel. He taps on the mike to get everyone's attention

"Now if you can all take your seats. We are here to celebrate the…

"Marc" warned Willie

"…the uh greatness of Wilhelmina Slater". After saying this Claire snorted but he continued speaking. " Some years ago who we now know as the brilliant Wilhelmina Slater was born to us in the form of a baby who grew up to be the lovely person we know today."

"In honor of celebrating the Wilhelmina Slater, we will be having a roast of Wilhelmina Slater. You guys know the rules have fun but not too much fun.