A blasting star-cross

by Fyter

Hey there! Wanna hear a story? Here's the story of a man, where, for... Um... Some reasons, got to another planet, where he did NOT wanted to go... Wait... Why is all of the "not" letters are in caps? Huh. That's kinda normal... I guess? Oh, by the way, it's a "Bomberman" and "Kirby: Right back at ya!" crossover. [Rated K for: Mild language, Fantasy violence]

1. Chapter 1: The star-cross

It was a wonderful day, where everything seems normal. And, to be honest, everything was normal. Mat, a resigned part of the Bombercrew, was "chilling" on its sofa watching the news reports. While watching, he found an interesting subject:

-So, next Monday, there will be a cross-planet-system Bomberman tournament, and now, this time, on mercury, said the TV reporter.

-WHAT!? Are you kidding me!? Like, SERIOUSLY! This is WAAAAAY too much of travelling! WHOEVER would make-

-Too, there's almost 253 millions of people that registered to the tournament, and over 9781 millions of people that took tickets for assisting the match. That's ALOT of people for a regular tournament.

-... Them, said Mat with a desperate expression. You know what, I'm going to participate. I'm pretty good at those kind of things. Too, it's really fun!

So here goes the story, of a determined man, determined to what, you said? Well, determined to win, of course... To be honest, I don't know why they say this.

[Two hours later, in the VolksPlanet of Mat...]

-Better be at Mercury fast, or I'll lose all of my gas, said Mat.

Then, for some... Uh... "weird" reasons, the alert triggered ON!

-CANDY PINK WITH POMPOM ALERT! CANDY PINK WITH POMPOM ALERT!

-How much time will I have to turn that STUPID comedy function! This is getting really annoying!

-No more gas! Auto-landing activated! Searching nearby planet...

-Oh... NO... Please, DON'T...

-Planet found! Landing start...

And then the vehicle started falling, and falling, and falling... Until the alert triggered ON once again...

-DARK RED ALERT! DARK RED ALERT! No more power in the vehicle! It can no longer control itself! Shutting down...

-Great. That couldn't be better than THAT, said Mat. Though, the name of the code of the alert was better this time. I like that! I can't believe I said all of that in one sentence...

And then, the vehicle crashed... Come on, you really thought that he was dead? Let me tell you what's next...

-Augh... Am... Am I still alive, said him, in its VolksPlanet, by a weakened voice. I-I'm still alive! I'll better be on-

Interrupting him, a Beep sound comes out of the speakers where the alert voice comes from.

-Oh, no-

The man got violently launched in the air by the safety spring-launched chair.

-AAAAAAAAH!

He has done a lot of flips, maybe 12, before falling down to the grassy ground.

-Ouch, he said the eyes closed. This is the last time that I'm going to buy another one of those stupid VolksPlanet models.

As he rubbed his hurting head, he opened its left eye and noticed where he exactly was.

-Wait... that isn't Mercury!

[A minute before, in a stranger's house...]

-Poyo!

-Aw! Lost again...

A certain pink ball and a talking bird where playing cards. The pink creature was really skilled and always won against the bird. They were playing calmly, before they heard a crash noise... It seemed pretty familiar to the ball, but he, or she, doesn't know why or how. He maybe forgot, that's all! He went to a window where the sound seemed to come from.

-What's going on, said the bird. Do you think that he's still-

And in a surprising moment, a man, which is obviously mat, got launched in the air. The man seems to be screaming, which was the source of the surprise.

-Alright, continued the bird, with a surprised vocal expression. We need to see if he's all alright!

The pink ballistic creature agreed and quickly got outside to see the person.

-Hey, wait for me!

[Back at Mat, after his crash...]

-Okay. I've could get AT LEAST to mercury, but NO! I've got to crash in another planet, said Mat. Why does-

A cute, high-pitched voice interrupted and surprised Mat while doing its plaintive speech.

-Uh?

-Whoa, said him while jumping of surprise, and then landing on his back.

After looking at the figure, he screamed and automatically jumped again, but now, landing on his feet. He ran of fear to a forest, where he thought he would be safe. But he didn't knew about the furious creature, always roaming in the woods...

END OF CHAPTER 1

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