{warning this is short and really random}
Once upon a time there was an Mattie and Alfred And they were hungry so they went to McDonald's And here is what happened.
Alfred – Hey Mattie do you have any money.
Canada – no
America – But but but maaaatttieeee I'm hungry!
Italy- walks in* ohh! Is there any pasta here!?
Canada- ummmm no I don't think there's any pasta here try the place next door-
Prussia- ITALY GET BACK HERE- oh hello
Italy- VEEEE~! PASTA! Runs past Prussia* catch me if you cann! * he turns into an airplane
America- okaaaay... Snatches Prussias wallet and quickly pays for a meal
Prussia- HEEEEEYYY! PANCAKE DO SOMETHING!
Canada- don't call me that, and what do you expect me to do, IM ONLY CANADIAN *waves flag*
America- OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Italy- comes back with ( huge bowl of) pasta nomnomnom?
Germany- ? What the heck is going on? ( was eating mashed up potatoes in the corner)
America- I AM THE HERO. THAT WILL BE ALL. THANK YOU. *steps away form intercom*
Canada- *shrinks behind Prussia* maple
Prussia- *slaps America* your so annoying your scaring mein Mattie.
Canada- umm your Mattie? I'm my own person... Maple!
~~~~~~~Cops arrive~~~~~~~~
OK SOME KID NAMED CANADA CALLED US AND TOLD US TO SAVE HIM... THERE HE IS ! ** TAKES AMERICA ** OK KID WE ARE GONNA NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS IF YOU WANT US TO DRIVE YOU THERE -trails off-
America-#%£€*¥^%!
-awkward silence-
Canada- Ok then...
Prussia- Mein Birdie and I will go get ice cream, anyone want to come?!
Italy- LUDWIIIIGGGG! There going out for ice cream!
Germany- OOOOO I WANNA COOOOMMME
Poland- LIEK TOATALLYYYY!
Germany-nein.
Canada- Prussia...
Prussia- it's ok the awesome me will save you Mein kleine birdie! *picks up Canada and stealthy ninja sneaks away while Germany fights Poland*
Canada- ok... (Atleast I'm away from those freaks)
Prussia- THE AWESOME ME AND HIS BIRDIE HAVE MADE IT TO THE ICE CREAM STORE
Canada- *blushes* I said not to call me that in public... Maple