Some Random Scarlet Bashing
(Scarlet runs madly away from a crazed Nibel Wolf, when she trips over her dress due to her unbelivably high heels, she looks up, and there standing before her is none other than...)
Tifa: Yeah it's me!
Scarlet: (gets up) (flips hair and laughs) What do you want you little tart?
Tifa: I've come for payback, you slut! Don't call me a tart! (starts mumbling) bitch-slap me on junon canon, will you? I'll bitch-slap you, you bitch. (slap!) Hehe.
Scarlet: Why you little ho! (grabs Tifa by the hair)
Tifa: Ow!
(Some corny superhero music starts playing as a spikey-haired blonde guy runs onto the scene, yes it's Cloud...in a....superman outfit...ok then)
Cloud: I'm here! I've come to save my old childhood friend...or ex-girlfriend, the one I might love, or I might not due to loving anoth- come to save Tifa, yeah, Tifa!
Tifa: (wrenches her hair from Scarlet) Cloud I don't need saving! I am an independant woman and I started this so BACK OFF!
(She begins to do some compicated martial arts moves on Scarlet, but before she can actually DO anything, Ultima WEAPON lands on them, crushing Scarlet)
Tifa: (shrugs) (whistles and walks away)
Cloud: (does the same)
FADE OUT
Authors Note: I know this was mean on Tifa too, I don't hate her, just I LOATHE Scarlet, I will add more to this whenever I feel stressed, laterz.
(Scarlet runs madly away from a crazed Nibel Wolf, when she trips over her dress due to her unbelivably high heels, she looks up, and there standing before her is none other than...)
Tifa: Yeah it's me!
Scarlet: (gets up) (flips hair and laughs) What do you want you little tart?
Tifa: I've come for payback, you slut! Don't call me a tart! (starts mumbling) bitch-slap me on junon canon, will you? I'll bitch-slap you, you bitch. (slap!) Hehe.
Scarlet: Why you little ho! (grabs Tifa by the hair)
Tifa: Ow!
(Some corny superhero music starts playing as a spikey-haired blonde guy runs onto the scene, yes it's Cloud...in a....superman outfit...ok then)
Cloud: I'm here! I've come to save my old childhood friend...or ex-girlfriend, the one I might love, or I might not due to loving anoth- come to save Tifa, yeah, Tifa!
Tifa: (wrenches her hair from Scarlet) Cloud I don't need saving! I am an independant woman and I started this so BACK OFF!
(She begins to do some compicated martial arts moves on Scarlet, but before she can actually DO anything, Ultima WEAPON lands on them, crushing Scarlet)
Tifa: (shrugs) (whistles and walks away)
Cloud: (does the same)
FADE OUT
Authors Note: I know this was mean on Tifa too, I don't hate her, just I LOATHE Scarlet, I will add more to this whenever I feel stressed, laterz.