This is the First Chapter of a Rewriten version of the RPG Video Game "Breath of Fire"
~Disclaimer: I do not own Breath of Fire or Nintendo or Capcom or Lucky Charms or Lion King
or Star Wars or anything else.... The only thing I own is a Phone and a few Pizza's....
-INFO-
I use the basic "Enter name: What they are saying" Method of speaking and I use the
*Insert Action Here* Method of using Actions When [Enter Town Name] appears that means that are hero's
have entered a new town
-END INFO-
-BEGIN STORY-
[Drogen]
Strange Person: Wake Up Young Child the Place is Burning Down!
Ryu: I don't want to!
Strange Person: You will die!
Ryu: So?
Strange Person: Um..... Fine..... Die....
*Ryu wakes up and starts watching the flames for fun*
Ryu: Ohhh... Shiney-Flamey Material....
Flames: Ohhh... White-Dragon Tribe-r Person-y Thing....
Ryu: You can talk?
Flames: Um.... No! I mean... Um... Yes!
Ryu: Please don't kill me...
Flames: Why?
Ryu: Um.... I have been um.. My sister is a Shamen and can summon strange powerful magic!
Flames: So... I'm Fire!
Ryu: I have 20 HP...
Flames: I have 4 HP...
Ryu: I'll give you a Fish!
Flames: I am Hungry... And I did just reveal how much HP I have....
Ryu: So...
Flames: Ok, Fine.
Ryu: Ok, here is the Fish...
*Ryu searches under his bed and pulls out a very Large Fish*
Ryu: There you go.
Flames: Yay!
Ryu: Ok, I gotta go, The next part of the story won't begin until I leave this room so...
Flame: Ok, Bye, I'll be here feasting on this Fish.
*Ryu exits room and walks along the path until he reaches a room with alot of people...
Guy: Its those Dark Dragons... They've been after me Lucky Charms for years!
Guy #2: I wonder how many licks it'll take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Sara: I shall go and attempt to kill that Dark Dragon and I shall be taken away. Meanwhile,
Ryu shall run off on a Quest to save me and restore Peace to the world.
Ryu: o_0
*Sara leaves and gets taken away by the Dark Dragons who intentionally leave Ryu behind
so he'd take revenge and become all powerful*
Ryu: I guess its time to go....
[World Map]
Ryu: Time to explore the world map... lets see....
*Ryu Enters a Battle*
Ryu: Slimes?
Slime: You can't kill me! I'm gooey...
Slime2: Muahahahahaha
Slime3: Ha, And they wanted to program "Fairy's" We slimes are big and Strong!
Ryu: Ok, Lets see what do I do first?
*Ryu attacks Slime2 = Slime2 Is destroyed*
Slime: Nooo! He is too stong!
Slime3: I'm melting!
*Slime3 Melts*
Slime: Slime3, I will miss you... You were my first friend....
*Ryu attacks Slime = Slime is destroyed*
Narrator: Ryu recieves 6 EP and 12 GP...
Ryu: I know... I'm the one who collected it o_0
*After Ryu Leaves the Battle Screen*
Ryu: There are Animals!
*Ryu discovers that when he enters a Battle and leaves there is a chance for Animals to appear*
Ryu: Ok, So, Where is my next stop? .... .... ... Hey, A Village.. Or is it a Town? Lemme enter
to find out...
[Nanai]
*Ryu Enters the Village*
Ryu: Ok, so it was a Village
Guards: Me too strong to let you enter!
Ryu: I take my Dagger, hit that rope over there and it will cause this sentence to fall on you!
Guards: Um....
Ryu: Just as I thought... Either you die or you let me in.
Guards: I guess... We'll pretend to be asleep so we won't get in trouble...
Ryu: Ok, Just lemme in...
*Guards move allowing Ryu to move freely in the Town*
Ryu: Its a town now?
Karn: It always changes... Its got a Plot Hole Loop thing going on...
Ryu: Karn, You aren't supposed to get into the story until later...
Karn: The Narrator wanted to make the Game easier for you so he let me in the story early...
Ryu: Well, I guess that Rushes the story along....
Karn: Exactly.. And did you notice we skipped Camlon?
Narrator: I can't put in the ENTIRE STORY...
Ryu: You were there the entire time and didn't help me get past those guards?
Narrator: Well, ummm, I, Umm, got, Lost?
Ryu: Just leave me alone....
Narrator: I'm gonna be watching you the entire time..
Karn: Just leave...
Ryu: I'm Tired.
Karn: Me too.
*10 Minutes later*
Ryu: Wanna go hire a buncha Hard-Core Gamers to tell us a few Cheats?
*Ryu and Karn Visit the Hard-Core Gamers Cafe convienetly located at one of the games many Plot Holes*
[Hard-Core Gamers Cafe]
Employee: How many a Help you?
Ryu: I'd like 1 Large Chocolate Sundae..
Karn: And I'd live the Thieves Special....
Employee: Ok your Total comes to 12 GP and what kind of Help do you need?
Ryu: Breath of Fire Cheats
Employee: Ok, lemme go get the "Big Book of Breath of Fire Cheats"
*Employee brings back the book*
Employee: Ok, what kind of cheats do you want?
Karn: Easy way to get through the game without the help of the Narrator..
Employee: You must go around in circles 255 Times without getting tired
Karn: Umm.. That sounds..... Easy?
Ryu: We can do it.. All we need is the help of a few Plot Holes and food..
*Ryu and Karn eat*
Ryu: I guess its time to go...
Karn: Lets go....
[World Map]
Ryu and Karn: Ok, Lets start spinning around in Circles
*Ryu and Karn take advantage of one of the many plot goles and Spin around in circles 255 Times*
Ryu: Yay!!!!!
Karn: Yay!!!
Ryu: Hey, Nothing happened!
Karn: I know....
*Ryu and Karn step on a secret switch tht causes them to fall into a Plot Hole*
[Plot Hole]
Ryu: Where are we?
Karn: Were in.... The Narrators lounge?
Ryu: Its was the Narrator the whole time!
Narrator: Yes! It was me! I killed Mufasa!
Ryu: Wrong story..
Narrator: Ryu... I am your Father!
Karn: Don't you reconize us?
Narrator: No, I am a Narrator for many things....
Ryu: Breath of Fire!
Narrator: Thats it! Ryu, *sobs* Its me!
Ryu: Who?
Narrator: The Narrator!
Karn: So?
Narrator: Ummm....
Ryu: Lets just... Go..
Narrator: Wait! Don't you want to beat the Game?
Karn: Yes...
Narrator: I can do it!
*Ryu and Karn beat the game*
Narrator: Ok, Time to retire to Hawaii...
Ryu: I'm going too.. This game has low replay Value....
Karn: Count me in....
*Our Hero's go to Hawaii*
-End Story-
The next Chapter of Breath of Fire- ReWriten coming soon...
~Disclaimer: I do not own Breath of Fire or Nintendo or Capcom or Lucky Charms or Lion King
or Star Wars or anything else.... The only thing I own is a Phone and a few Pizza's....
-INFO-
I use the basic "Enter name: What they are saying" Method of speaking and I use the
*Insert Action Here* Method of using Actions When [Enter Town Name] appears that means that are hero's
have entered a new town
-END INFO-
-BEGIN STORY-
[Drogen]
Strange Person: Wake Up Young Child the Place is Burning Down!
Ryu: I don't want to!
Strange Person: You will die!
Ryu: So?
Strange Person: Um..... Fine..... Die....
*Ryu wakes up and starts watching the flames for fun*
Ryu: Ohhh... Shiney-Flamey Material....
Flames: Ohhh... White-Dragon Tribe-r Person-y Thing....
Ryu: You can talk?
Flames: Um.... No! I mean... Um... Yes!
Ryu: Please don't kill me...
Flames: Why?
Ryu: Um.... I have been um.. My sister is a Shamen and can summon strange powerful magic!
Flames: So... I'm Fire!
Ryu: I have 20 HP...
Flames: I have 4 HP...
Ryu: I'll give you a Fish!
Flames: I am Hungry... And I did just reveal how much HP I have....
Ryu: So...
Flames: Ok, Fine.
Ryu: Ok, here is the Fish...
*Ryu searches under his bed and pulls out a very Large Fish*
Ryu: There you go.
Flames: Yay!
Ryu: Ok, I gotta go, The next part of the story won't begin until I leave this room so...
Flame: Ok, Bye, I'll be here feasting on this Fish.
*Ryu exits room and walks along the path until he reaches a room with alot of people...
Guy: Its those Dark Dragons... They've been after me Lucky Charms for years!
Guy #2: I wonder how many licks it'll take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Sara: I shall go and attempt to kill that Dark Dragon and I shall be taken away. Meanwhile,
Ryu shall run off on a Quest to save me and restore Peace to the world.
Ryu: o_0
*Sara leaves and gets taken away by the Dark Dragons who intentionally leave Ryu behind
so he'd take revenge and become all powerful*
Ryu: I guess its time to go....
[World Map]
Ryu: Time to explore the world map... lets see....
*Ryu Enters a Battle*
Ryu: Slimes?
Slime: You can't kill me! I'm gooey...
Slime2: Muahahahahaha
Slime3: Ha, And they wanted to program "Fairy's" We slimes are big and Strong!
Ryu: Ok, Lets see what do I do first?
*Ryu attacks Slime2 = Slime2 Is destroyed*
Slime: Nooo! He is too stong!
Slime3: I'm melting!
*Slime3 Melts*
Slime: Slime3, I will miss you... You were my first friend....
*Ryu attacks Slime = Slime is destroyed*
Narrator: Ryu recieves 6 EP and 12 GP...
Ryu: I know... I'm the one who collected it o_0
*After Ryu Leaves the Battle Screen*
Ryu: There are Animals!
*Ryu discovers that when he enters a Battle and leaves there is a chance for Animals to appear*
Ryu: Ok, So, Where is my next stop? .... .... ... Hey, A Village.. Or is it a Town? Lemme enter
to find out...
[Nanai]
*Ryu Enters the Village*
Ryu: Ok, so it was a Village
Guards: Me too strong to let you enter!
Ryu: I take my Dagger, hit that rope over there and it will cause this sentence to fall on you!
Guards: Um....
Ryu: Just as I thought... Either you die or you let me in.
Guards: I guess... We'll pretend to be asleep so we won't get in trouble...
Ryu: Ok, Just lemme in...
*Guards move allowing Ryu to move freely in the Town*
Ryu: Its a town now?
Karn: It always changes... Its got a Plot Hole Loop thing going on...
Ryu: Karn, You aren't supposed to get into the story until later...
Karn: The Narrator wanted to make the Game easier for you so he let me in the story early...
Ryu: Well, I guess that Rushes the story along....
Karn: Exactly.. And did you notice we skipped Camlon?
Narrator: I can't put in the ENTIRE STORY...
Ryu: You were there the entire time and didn't help me get past those guards?
Narrator: Well, ummm, I, Umm, got, Lost?
Ryu: Just leave me alone....
Narrator: I'm gonna be watching you the entire time..
Karn: Just leave...
Ryu: I'm Tired.
Karn: Me too.
*10 Minutes later*
Ryu: Wanna go hire a buncha Hard-Core Gamers to tell us a few Cheats?
*Ryu and Karn Visit the Hard-Core Gamers Cafe convienetly located at one of the games many Plot Holes*
[Hard-Core Gamers Cafe]
Employee: How many a Help you?
Ryu: I'd like 1 Large Chocolate Sundae..
Karn: And I'd live the Thieves Special....
Employee: Ok your Total comes to 12 GP and what kind of Help do you need?
Ryu: Breath of Fire Cheats
Employee: Ok, lemme go get the "Big Book of Breath of Fire Cheats"
*Employee brings back the book*
Employee: Ok, what kind of cheats do you want?
Karn: Easy way to get through the game without the help of the Narrator..
Employee: You must go around in circles 255 Times without getting tired
Karn: Umm.. That sounds..... Easy?
Ryu: We can do it.. All we need is the help of a few Plot Holes and food..
*Ryu and Karn eat*
Ryu: I guess its time to go...
Karn: Lets go....
[World Map]
Ryu and Karn: Ok, Lets start spinning around in Circles
*Ryu and Karn take advantage of one of the many plot goles and Spin around in circles 255 Times*
Ryu: Yay!!!!!
Karn: Yay!!!
Ryu: Hey, Nothing happened!
Karn: I know....
*Ryu and Karn step on a secret switch tht causes them to fall into a Plot Hole*
[Plot Hole]
Ryu: Where are we?
Karn: Were in.... The Narrators lounge?
Ryu: Its was the Narrator the whole time!
Narrator: Yes! It was me! I killed Mufasa!
Ryu: Wrong story..
Narrator: Ryu... I am your Father!
Karn: Don't you reconize us?
Narrator: No, I am a Narrator for many things....
Ryu: Breath of Fire!
Narrator: Thats it! Ryu, *sobs* Its me!
Ryu: Who?
Narrator: The Narrator!
Karn: So?
Narrator: Ummm....
Ryu: Lets just... Go..
Narrator: Wait! Don't you want to beat the Game?
Karn: Yes...
Narrator: I can do it!
*Ryu and Karn beat the game*
Narrator: Ok, Time to retire to Hawaii...
Ryu: I'm going too.. This game has low replay Value....
Karn: Count me in....
*Our Hero's go to Hawaii*
-End Story-
The next Chapter of Breath of Fire- ReWriten coming soon...