KYO'S REVENGE
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, or the song 'I Pray for You' by Jaron and The Long Road to Love.
Kyo Sohma was all alone at Shigure's house, and bored out of his mind. So he flipped on the radio, and heard a song that caught his interest. When he heard the first part of the song:
Haven't been in church since
I don't remember when
Things were going great
Til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher
As he told me what to do
Said you can't go hating others
He rolled up the magazine he was currently reading.
who done wrong to you
Sometimes we get angry
But we must not condemn
Let the good Lord do his job
And you just pray for them
He started to sing along to the rest of the song.
I pray your brakes go out
Running down a hill
Hatori is going down the hill in his car, his brakes not working all of a sudden, but he's not complaining since he was currently chasing Shigure and Ayame with it.
I pray and flower pot falls
From a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
Hatsuharu was walking through a neighborhood, reading a book, when a red flower pot crashed right into his head and he keeps on walking, not noticing the flower occupying the top of his head
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
Kagura is busying smashing her house into little tiny bits because everybody forgot her birthday.
I pray your flying high when your engine stalls
Hiro is losing his mind because there is smoke being shown after his plane crashed into the forest on the game he is playing.
I pray all your dreams never come true
Yuki is crying onto ground because some animals decided to turn his garden into a salad bar, which made his days even worst when he caught his fan club taking obscene pictures of himself. (Use your imagination.)
Really glad I found my way to church I pray your tire blows out at 110
Just know wherever you are
Honey, I pray for you
Cause I'm already feeling better and I thank God for the words
So I'm gonna take the high road
And do what the preacher told me to do
You keep messing up
And I'll keep praying for you
Momiji was busy using his fake tears when the car in his racing game blew its tires and flew over the audience.
Wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car
I pray you pass out with your best friend
And wake up with his and her tattoos
Wherever you are honey, I pray for you
When he looked up, he noticed Tohru Honda and his little cousin Kisa giving him a little applause. He tumbled unto the ground out of embarrassment, with the magazine in his hand flying out and hitting him smack in the head.
Read and Review. Sorry if you don't find the story amusing, it was one of those things that popped up into my head when I first heard the song, plus I couldn't help but pity the guy since he can't seem to win.