SEXI NOTE
On day, noone ootha then DIMOND fineds a very SEXI journal called SEX NOTE dat can seduce ANY1! Whoo will dimond sex wit da sexi note? And dos she get a sexi Sex God dat folows her arond? STARRIN DIMOND, (duhhhh) nd sexi RYUK, nerdi LITE, sexi L, + other sexi ppl!
Won day Diond wuz walkin arond town and suddenly she sawed a sexi man floatin ova a jurnal on da grond!
"OH FUCKSTIKS! SHITBALS! I DROPED MY SEX NOT! ITS FALLEN AND I CUNT PIK IT UP1"
Da man was rilly sexi. Stikin out her boobs rilly far Dimond runned over and sexily sayed, "Do u need sum help?"
"OOOOO A HAUTE GIRL!?" yeled the sexi floatin man. "WEL SADLI SINCE U SAW DA SEX NOT FIRST ITS URS, BUT ITS RELLY CULL..."
Dimond piked up the Sex note. Imediately, she sawed ver everyones heds, dere name, how old dey were and how "good" dey wer in bed on a scale 1-10. Da floatin man was Ryuk, 10293498018 yeers old, but he was 100000 on da skale.
"WOWED!" screem Dimond!
"If u write mi named in da boook i will have sex wit u,
u can describe when,
where,
n how if u want,
but defalt sex will hapen 40 seconds after u write da name if u dont specify da kinda sex u want."
"KULL!"!"!"!"!"!""!"
seh scremeed! "ima go rite some names down!"
"Wel... wut abot me?"
she rote da name down nd 1 hr later she was off to find some1 new!
2 be cuntd!
PREVEW!:
Hiss name wuz Lite! He was super sexi nd... her age! he wuz 18, 1 yr olda thaen her, nd haad 11 on da skale.
"I needa now who KIRA is," Dimond sed writing his naem on da book. "L told me dat Lite wold now!"
SEE U NEX TIME1!