Disclaimer:I do not own Tales of Legendia or any of the characters, places, or anything else but the plot.

AN:Well, I don't know where I got the idea for this story, but I wanted to write a story like this... Please enjoy!

Babies, Soothers and Diapers, Oh My!

Introduction

"Waaahhh!" a young child's cry was heard throughout Will Raynard's house.

"Oh..My..God!" Moses stared down at the floor at the baby. "OH MY FREAKING GOD! WHAT HAPPENED HERE!"

Norma came down stairs and had the same traumatizing moment, "Oh my god! What in the world is going on here!" Norma picked up one of the bawling children, as she and Moses stared at the child, "Oh my god! Red, doesn't this baby look like... SENNY!"

The two ran around the room picking up each child, "This'un looks like... SHIRLEY"

"This'un looks like... JAY!"

"This ones definitely Teach..."

"This'uns gotta be Grune!"

"And here's C!"

"And 'ere's Harriet!" Moses picked Harriet up, "Hey!" Harriet pouted.

"Oh yea, you've always been a kid..." Moses received a bonk on the head. "Oww..."

If you're wondering what happened here, it happened just about three days ago...

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Me: No, please don't say it, I know it was short, but it wasn't exactly a chapter so HA! It's just an intro so just keep reading!

Norma: Whoa, very demanding today now aren't you?

Me: ...shut up, Bubbles!

Norma: Hey! Only Red's allowed to call me that!

Me: Sheesh, calm down woman! It's just a nickname, now isn't it?

Norma: Well... that's true, but still that's what he named me so you can't use it!
Me: So since your mother or father gave you the name 'Norma', I'm not allowed to use it either, huh?

Norma: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! Nicknames are different!

Me: I see no DIFFERENCE!

Norma: ...whatever...