The Lec-Bomb
by Daniel S. Langdon
Characters:
James Bond
003
008
Felix Leiter
Bondgirl: Mrs. Drill
Scene 1:
(Gun barrel opening)
(Bond walks in to Ms room)
Bond: Good morning, M, Q,-
(Bond stops dead in his tracks)
Mrs. Drill: Hello, 0-0-7....
(Bond loosens his neck-tie)
Bond: H-H-Hello, M-Mrs. D-Drill.
(Mrs. Drill stands up)
Bond: Well, aren't you well equipped!
Mrs. Drill: Why aren't you listening to Ms-
(M stops Briefing 007 and looks up)
(Bond and Mrs Drill are kissing)
M: 007.....
Q: 007, snap out of it, we are trying to brief you!
(Bond and Mrs. Drill stop and M starts talking)
M: You are going to the US with Mrs. Drill. her code name
is XX. Now, please stop by Q-Branch on your wayout.
(Bond and XX Start leaving)
M: Wait!! XX stays here......
(Bond sighs and lets go of XXs' hand)
Scene Two:
(Bond walks to Q-Branch)
Bond: O.K. Q, what kinda gadgets you got today??
Bond: A Rappel, a nano suit??? Maby?..
Q: No 007, a High-Tech gun... With a rappel, a Bomb disarmer, and, when you go undercover, it go's from
Walther P22 to a Martini shaker.
Bond: A Walther P22?!!?
Q: Oh yes, Your new gun: the Walther P22, 15 round
magazine, 9.99mm, and its small.
Bond: Nice choice...
Q: Your new car: a Hummer H2 with machinguns, its' bullet proof, a nano mod (with only limted time), rocket
launchers, smoke screen, oil slick, and a martini maker.
Bond: WOW. the whole 10 yards...
Q: yes.... M told me to tell you your plane leaves for
the USofA in the morning.
Bond: Thanks Q...
(Bond walks off)
Scene 3:
(Main tittles and Music play)
(Cut to a scene with a Boeing 747 plane landing in Anchorage, Alaska USA)
Bond: Shure is cold up here....
XX: Lest we're-
(XX cuts off because Bond is running to a man)
Bond: Felix!!!
Felix: Bond, James Bond!!
(XX look's at them both for a few seconds)
XX: Who are you??!
Felix: My names Felix Leiter!
Felix: And what's your name?
XX: Dana Drill, err, Mrs. Drill. My spy friends call me XX...
Felix: James, 003 has turned bad.
Bond: XX, you call M and tell him this: Leiter contacted,
003 bad, send 008, BJ007.
XX: OK, 007!
Felix: If you don't know this, I'll tell you: 003 has set-up
base in the Alaskan city, er, town of Nome. Well need to
take my car, its got 4 wheel drive and ski's.
Scene 4:
( We see 003)
003: We need to kill that, son of a spy!!!
Guard: But boss, how?? He's got Leiter!
003: Forget Leiter, Bond and Leiter won't die!
003: But XX will......HA!
(We see Bond and Leiter in a vent)
Bond: Shut-up, 003!! The girl WILL not die!!
(Bond kills the guard and runs)
Scene 5:
Bond: Its' time you retired!!!! 003!
003: Bond!! Howed you get here????!
Bond: The back way.
(Bond winks at 003)
Bond: Felix, get my Walther P22!
Felix: P22??! I thought it was a P9-
Bond: Just Do It!!!
(Felix gives Bond the P22)
Bond: Now 003, Its time to get yours.....
(Bond shoots 003, but 003 kills Leiter first)
(Felix and 003 fall at the same time and Bond gets away)
Bond: Dang, It always ends this way.
(Bond gets to the car and finds XX dead)
Bond: I guess....... Idiot, why would I spear the girl if
I already had her???
(Bond calls his car and leaves)
Scene 6:
(End tittles and the song "Nobody Dos It Better" plays)
by Daniel S. Langdon
Characters:
James Bond
003
008
Felix Leiter
Bondgirl: Mrs. Drill
Scene 1:
(Gun barrel opening)
(Bond walks in to Ms room)
Bond: Good morning, M, Q,-
(Bond stops dead in his tracks)
Mrs. Drill: Hello, 0-0-7....
(Bond loosens his neck-tie)
Bond: H-H-Hello, M-Mrs. D-Drill.
(Mrs. Drill stands up)
Bond: Well, aren't you well equipped!
Mrs. Drill: Why aren't you listening to Ms-
(M stops Briefing 007 and looks up)
(Bond and Mrs Drill are kissing)
M: 007.....
Q: 007, snap out of it, we are trying to brief you!
(Bond and Mrs. Drill stop and M starts talking)
M: You are going to the US with Mrs. Drill. her code name
is XX. Now, please stop by Q-Branch on your wayout.
(Bond and XX Start leaving)
M: Wait!! XX stays here......
(Bond sighs and lets go of XXs' hand)
Scene Two:
(Bond walks to Q-Branch)
Bond: O.K. Q, what kinda gadgets you got today??
Bond: A Rappel, a nano suit??? Maby?..
Q: No 007, a High-Tech gun... With a rappel, a Bomb disarmer, and, when you go undercover, it go's from
Walther P22 to a Martini shaker.
Bond: A Walther P22?!!?
Q: Oh yes, Your new gun: the Walther P22, 15 round
magazine, 9.99mm, and its small.
Bond: Nice choice...
Q: Your new car: a Hummer H2 with machinguns, its' bullet proof, a nano mod (with only limted time), rocket
launchers, smoke screen, oil slick, and a martini maker.
Bond: WOW. the whole 10 yards...
Q: yes.... M told me to tell you your plane leaves for
the USofA in the morning.
Bond: Thanks Q...
(Bond walks off)
Scene 3:
(Main tittles and Music play)
(Cut to a scene with a Boeing 747 plane landing in Anchorage, Alaska USA)
Bond: Shure is cold up here....
XX: Lest we're-
(XX cuts off because Bond is running to a man)
Bond: Felix!!!
Felix: Bond, James Bond!!
(XX look's at them both for a few seconds)
XX: Who are you??!
Felix: My names Felix Leiter!
Felix: And what's your name?
XX: Dana Drill, err, Mrs. Drill. My spy friends call me XX...
Felix: James, 003 has turned bad.
Bond: XX, you call M and tell him this: Leiter contacted,
003 bad, send 008, BJ007.
XX: OK, 007!
Felix: If you don't know this, I'll tell you: 003 has set-up
base in the Alaskan city, er, town of Nome. Well need to
take my car, its got 4 wheel drive and ski's.
Scene 4:
( We see 003)
003: We need to kill that, son of a spy!!!
Guard: But boss, how?? He's got Leiter!
003: Forget Leiter, Bond and Leiter won't die!
003: But XX will......HA!
(We see Bond and Leiter in a vent)
Bond: Shut-up, 003!! The girl WILL not die!!
(Bond kills the guard and runs)
Scene 5:
Bond: Its' time you retired!!!! 003!
003: Bond!! Howed you get here????!
Bond: The back way.
(Bond winks at 003)
Bond: Felix, get my Walther P22!
Felix: P22??! I thought it was a P9-
Bond: Just Do It!!!
(Felix gives Bond the P22)
Bond: Now 003, Its time to get yours.....
(Bond shoots 003, but 003 kills Leiter first)
(Felix and 003 fall at the same time and Bond gets away)
Bond: Dang, It always ends this way.
(Bond gets to the car and finds XX dead)
Bond: I guess....... Idiot, why would I spear the girl if
I already had her???
(Bond calls his car and leaves)
Scene 6:
(End tittles and the song "Nobody Dos It Better" plays)