Title: Public School for Dalton Boys

Author: Kitsune Rose420

Summary: Kurt is still at McKinley, but is good friends with Blaine, Wes, David, and a lot of the other Warblers. They're all talking one day and Kurt mentions how bad things are at school, especially with the bullying. The Dalton boys (who have never gone to a public school) think that it doesn't sound that bad. They decide to go to Kurt's school for a week to experience public school for themselves. Dalton Academy agrees, saying it would be a great learning experience. From their first day on, they get welcomed with locker shoves, name calling, public school classes, slushie facials, New Directions, surprise crushes, and run-ins with an annoying school blogger and a psychopathic cheerleading coach.

Disclaimer: I, unfortunately enough, do not own glee, or any musicals or songs that are mentioned. Though, if Ryan Murphy wanted to give away glee, I'd be happy to have it. I promise to give it a good home, warm bed, and a cookie once a week

Notes: I know I haven't updated any of my other stories, but the platypus wouldn't stop biting me until I wrote this. I promise to update the other stories soon! Justin and Ian are OC's, they're in the Warblers with Blaine. The Dalton boys may be a little OOC, but just go with it, please? (It's mostly just because I think they need to learn how to chill a little, but I digress). Also, I kind of made up the whole meeting thing and I don't' know if Dalton has a headmaster, it just happened to make my story fit. I've only ever heard of American Idiot (it's the first musical that popped into my head), I really am only guessing about it, so sorry if what I write about it makes anyone mad-honestly, not my intention. This takes place after 'Never Been Kissed' and 'Furt', but Kurt didn't change schools and Karosky didn't threaten to kill him, but is still being an uber jerk to him, as always. So, on with the story!

"You must have been dropped on your head as a child, Wes", Kurt said, sipping at his double mocha, "The Producers is a much better theatre production than American Idiot could ever hope to be. Its current popularity on the stage is solely because it's the only musical that most guys won't fall asleep during when their girlfriends want to go see a play." Kurt and some of the Dalton Academy Warblers were having one of their weekly meetings at a small café, which is only about fifteen minutes away from their boarding school. Since his failed, though endearing, spying mission, he had kept in touch with the boys. Like every other week, this Friday, he finds himself sitting in the little café with Blaine, Wes, David, Ian, and Justin, drinking coffee and talking about everything under the sun (except their glee clubs, of course).

Wes almost chokes on his coffee at Kurt's reply to his favorite musical, "American Idiot is amazing! There hasn't been a rock opera musical even remotely like it!"

"Except a certain musical about bohemians living in 1989 New York's East Village" Blaine said, smiling behind his coffee cup.

"He's right, Wes," Justin says, after coming back from the counter with his refill, "RENT was made first, and it's a better show."

Looking exasperated and ready to pull his own hair out, Wes says, "You're not really comparing the two, are you? David, help me out here!"

Smiling, David replies, "Sorry, man, he's right. RENT is a much cooler musical. It also has awesome songs. American Idiot just pales in comparison."

Shaking his head, Wes says "It's official. My friends are all crazy." They all laugh playfully and pat their friend on the back in sympathy. Blaine looks at his watch, sighs, then says, "I'm sorry, Kurt, but it seems like we're going to have to leave early today. We have to get back to school for the weekly meeting." All the Dalton boys groan, loudly, in unison. They had all forgotten about this particular school event, preoccupied with seeing their friend, untill now.

"What's so bad about a school meeting?" Kurt asks the group, looking from one Dalton boy to the next, hoping for an explanation for their annoyed looks.

Ian was the one to answer him, after lifting his head off the table from where it occupied after the meeting reminder, "Once a month, all the students and facilities get together to discuss the school, clubs, activities, if any improvements need to be made, etc. It's basically just the headmaster standing in the front of the room going on and on about everything the entire. Three. Hours. The worst part is that it's mandatory, for everyone. If you don't show up at meeting or fall asleep during it" glancing first at Justin, then at Wes, both who look down at the table, chuckling to themselves, "you get an automatic week of detention."

All the boys got up to leave and throw out their trash. On the way to the door, David says, "You're lucky, Kurt. You don't have to deal with these annoying meetings. Public school is so much easier than Dalton."

After hearing that, Kurt almost doubled over in laughter, "Are you serious? Public school's not as easy as you think it is."

The Dalton boys looked at each other, then Justin asked, "No offence, Kurt, but Dalton is a little bit more accelerated than a normal school."

Kurt laughs a little, "There's a lot more to school than just the academics. I bet you guys wouldn't last a week at McKinely. All of you would be running back to Dalton with your tails between your legs after the first few hours." His phone starts playing "4 Minutes", his ringtone for Mercedes. "Once second, please." He steps away from the group a little to talk on the phone.

"Public school can't be that horrible, can it?" Blaine asks the others

David shakes his head in agreement, "I think Kurt's just exaggerating. It's practically the same thing. I mean, it's still just school, right?"

Wes, looking thoughtful, says, "Well, only one way to find out."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Ian asks suspiciously, weary of any of Wes' ideas, especially after the incident with the statue of the first Dalton headmaster, feathers, and duct tape.

Wes looks eager to answer, then sees Kurt walking back toward them, and says, "Shh! Don't worry, grasshopper, all shall be revealed in due time."

"Sorry guys," Kurt says, after reaching the group, "gotta go. Mercedes and Tina are both having fashion emergences at the same time. If I don't leave right now, there will be bloodshed. See you guys soon?"

Smiling Wes says, "Sooner than you think."

So, what do you guys think? Any good or piece of crap? Should I even continue this? Please leave a review to let me know if I should either write more or take a flame thrower to this. If anyone is interested in helping me with this story, just drop me a line. I would love the help!