Disclaimer: I love chocolate, and blood. And this thing isn't funny. Really. Oh- I don't own IZ.or this song.
Anything you can do
Zim: anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you!
Dib: No you can't.
Zim: Yes I can.
Dib: no, you CAN'T
Zim: YES, I CAN!
Dib: NO YOU CAN'T!
Zim: YES I CAN! YES I CAN!
Dib: Anything you can be, I can be GREATER. Sooner or later, I'm greater than YOU.
Zim: Lies! No you can't!
Dib: Grin yes I can.
Zim: NO! You CAN'T!
Dib: YES I CAN!
Zim: NO YOU CAN'T!
Dib: Yes I can, YES I CAN!
(Zim: you full of lies!)
Zim: I got rid of lice, and even won a price.
Dib: if to be precise, you didn't won any price
Zim: you are full of lies.
Dib: gettin' tired?
Zim:no!
Dib: good, there's a lot to go.
Dib: Every note you can reach I can reach higher.
Zim: I can scream in a voice higher than yours.
Dib: no you can't
Zim: yes I can.
Dib: higher voice No you can't!
Zim: higher voice Yes I can!
Dib: higher voice NO YOU CAN'T!
Zim: higher voice Yes I can!
Dib: his highest voice Ha! Now you can't!
Zim: even higher voice Yes I can! (Just did!)
Zim: Anything you can bring, I can bring bigger. I can bring anything bigger than you.
Dib: An Elephant
Zim: A nation!
Dib: A continent!
Zim: Your head!
Dib: Hey! That's not fair!
Zim: Yes, it is. Yes it is.
Dib: Anywhere you can run, I can run farther.
Zim: I can run anywhere farther than you.
Dib: start running no you can't
Zim: running also yes I can
Dib: running no you CAN'T
Zim: running yes I CAN!
Dib: running No you can't!
Zim: running Yes I can, yes I can! got stuck in a tree
Zim: I can eat sacks full of (delicious) snacks!
Dib: I can eat it faster, and even consume the sacks.
Zim: I can build a ship!
Dib: And it will fly?
Zim: Yes, why?
Dib: Oh, nothing… (Yeah right)
Zim: Any dumb you can get. I can even get dumber.
Dib: I can be dumber than you any time you want!
Zim: No you can't.
Dib: Yes I can.
Zim: No you can't
Dib: Yes I CAN
Zim: NO YOU CAN'T!
Dib: YES I CAN... no I can't.
Zim: any place you can get in, I can get in for sure. I can get in anywhere you can get in.
Dib: Into my house?
Zim: through the door.
Dib: Into my room?
Zim: shrug sure, But what for?
Dib: … Gaz's room?
Zim: O.O… I shall ignore.
Dib: Anything you can say I can say faster
Zim: I can say anything faster than you
Dib: NO youcan't
Zim: Yes, Ican
Dib: Noyoucan't
Zim: YESICAN
Dib: NOYOUCAN'T!
Zim: YESICAN
Dib: I can find a ghost!
Zim: I can make a toast!
Dib: I can drink water!
Zim: I can kill your daughter!
Dib: Oo she isn't even exist.
Zim: SO… I can make your little sister cry!
Dib: really?
Zim: … no
Dib: neither can I
Dib: Anything you can do I can do better.
Zim: when will you learn, human, you're no match for Zim.
Dib: yes I am
Zim: no, you're not
Dib: YES I am
Zim: NO, you're not.
Dib: YES I AM!
Zim: NO YOU'RE NOT
Dib: YES I AM
Zim: NO YOU'RE NOT
Dib: YES I AM! I AM!
Zim: NO YOU'RE NOT! NOT! NOT!
Dib: YES I AAAAAAM
Zim: no you're not.
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