A/N: Okay, 10 Short Stories on how Orochimaru is a Pedophile. They will be divided into 5 chapters, 2 stories each ;)
No offense against my good friend Orochi anything but I got this idea in my head and it wouldn't get out so I wrote this xP
I KIND OF TWISTED THE NARUTO ANIME EPISODES/MANGA CHAPTERS SO BEWARE! xD
SPOILER WARNING!: For Naruto anime episode where Anko, Naruto, Ino and Shino go to an island where Anko used to be held captive by Orochimaru after he gave her the Curse Mark.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! …BUT I PWN HIM! xD
10 REASONS WHY OROCHIMARU IS A PEDO
Reason 1:
RAPE!
Anko was running away from her 'sensei', who was chasing her in the woods with his freaky-long snakes. Sweat dripped down her forehead, her necklace hitting her collarbone.
"No! Don't chase me!" She sprinted as fast as she could without tripping over anything.
"Aaaaaaaan-kooooo, Dearie, don't run awaaaaaay from me," Orochimaru hissed while his snakes were trying to catch Anko.
"Aaaiieeeeeeeeeeeee!" Orochimaru had caught Anko and was bringing her to a…warehouse with a door block?
He bit her neck for the curse mark, and then raped her.
Anko rolled frantically, screamed and sweated on the cold cement floor of the warehouse, scarred for life, paralyzed into one position.
A few days later, Orochimaru came back with a green-haired doctor, and Orochimaru whispered into her ear,
"Since you weren't strong enough, I guess I'll just have to go find someone else. To rape"
Anko's thoughts were, "Oh, shit."
A/N: Alright, xD NEXT ONE! Not really any spoilers here, except for when Deidara and Sasori are talking in the Anime.
Reason 2:
Orochimaru wants Itachi
Deidara and Sasori were talking. Not fighting about art, but something much more disturbing.
"The main reason Orochimaru left is because Itachi refused him."
"True, Sasori-Danna, yeah."
A few weeks ago
"Itachi-iii-kuuuun" Orochimaru licked his lips. Itachi had a de-lish body.
Itachi looked at Orochimaru. "What."
"Can I haaaave your body?" The snake man slithered around on the floor.
"No." Itachi replied stoically. "And stop trying to look up my robe."
And so Orochimaru fled and broke away from the Akatsuki, wanting an Uchiha really badly. So he settled for Sasuke.
My my, what a pedo indeed.
A/N: xD LOL, LOL, LOL NEXT CHAPTER COMES OUT SOON!