10 ways to annoy sasuke (really)
Take absolutely all of his tomatoes (DON'T LEAVE ANY AT ALL)
Tell him sakura did it.( hehehe)
Shave his hair off (tifa: yes every little piece all if it!)
Carve a line though his headband make him think it is his brother's.
Call him daddy at random parts of the day
Fallow him everywhere (tifa: well a least let him go to the bathroom alone. hpefully he won't escape wait acutalyy i think he most likely will (hehehehehehe))
Lock him out of his housefoe the rest of the day
Tell sai to kiss a fake realistic version of sakura in sasuke's face for 5 minutes.(1.5 at least.)
Get another fake but realistic dummy of itachi and make him think he is hallucinating (tifa: say that he is becoming crazy at least 50,000 times.)
Make him listen to gay, corny, Barney songs for 1hour and 30min. (we just hope he does not end up traumatized )
if he trys to kill u just run for ur life!! (i MEAN it) bye bye :)