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Erza was pissed
correction SHE WAS BEYOND PISSED
It was 2 weeks before their anniversary of when they started dating and she hadn't seen much Natsu in 2 months. At first it was a week, she was fine, 2 weeks, a little worried, 3 she was concerned and asked him about. he said, and she quote " don't worry about it" 3 damn weeks and all she gets is don't worry about. Yeah that was more than enough to get her pissed.
She asked her friends about and this was how it went
It was lunch time and Erza was walking to her usual friend group consisting of Mira, lucy, Levy, and Juvia
"Hey do you guys know what's up with Natsu?" asked Erza
" Huh what do you mean?" said Lucy
" I mean I rarely see him beside school and when I rush to look for him he already left" said Erza
"Oh I see now He must of got bored of you and moved on to someone else and decided not to hurt your feelings" said Mira
"Do you really think so?" said a depressed Erza
"Oi I was just joking around don't need to get all emotional here" said Mira as she tried to light erzas mood again
"Well maybe he's working?" said Lucy
A pause
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" as all the girls laughed at the comment
"Natsu wouldn't work even if they gave him an all you can eat buffet and offer him a Mansion without paying"
" He wouldn't work even if he could see his dad for a minute"
'If you asked him about work he would be like "Huh does it come with spicy Chicken?"
After a long while of joking about Natsu and work
"Have you tried asking him?' said Levy
" Yeah but I keep getting Don't worry about and a smile from him." said erza
" have you tried luring him?' asked Lucy
" an all you can eat buffet and spicy chicken couldn't even persuade him"
" Damn this is tougher than I thought that usually does the trick"
"well I think your worrying too much Im mean Natsu wouldn't do anything that would hurt you behind your back would he?' said Levy
" yeah you've been dating for like 2 years you should trust him' said Mira
'yeah trust him they said that was well over a month ago" said erza very quietly and irritated " I need help from a professional when it came to men"
"Yes I need a plan to make him come crawling back to me and would never want to leave my side ever again, and then I would be the dominate one over him and then.."
"Hey erza you gonna tell me what you want? You've been standing there hunched over and rubbing your hands and smiling and laughing creepily for the past ten minutes.
"oh sorry I just got carried away with something" said erza with a I-don't -know-anything-face
" well what do you need?"
"well cana I need your help with a boy problem of mine." said erza
"Huh that's it? just straddle him, bring him to your bed and say" I..." but cana was cut from finishing her sentence
" No No no no no no NO, that's not what Im talking about" said erza with a blush on her cheeks though she has thought about it before.
" I have a different problem ..." and proceed to tell cana about her problem.
" Oh I see your problem you natsu to notice your needs and then you want him to take yo..."
"NO CANA there will be none of that happening!" yelled erza with a blush rivaling her hair
" okay I know so here's what you got to do..."
After a few minutes
"Okay thanks cana I'll be sure to follow your advise!"
Some people just want to see the world burn cana wants to see the world drunk and after the confersation with erza that's just what she wanted to do right now because being sober was being sadder
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