Mikasa: Mikasa is suddenly in the kitchen, doing such momkasaly stuff, and decides,' im gonna make a fucking dinner,' she walks up to find eren and forces him downstairs."Come on son- i mean eren, im making dinner for once."

Eren: "but moooom- I mean mikasaaaaaaaaa." He wines as he's dragged downstairs

Mikasa: Mikasa walks out the door and comes back in a while later with a bunch of meat. not sure where from. "ok step one is uh, spices"

Mikasa: Mikasa throws random stuff on it

Mikasa: "step two is uh... boil it" Mikasa boils it "step three is uh sauce it "pours steak sauce all over it

Mikasa: somehow it LOOKS good, maybenottootastytho.

Mikasa: serves two-inch thick chunks of meat on the table

Mikasa: "Eat." evil stare as she takes a slow bite out of hers

Eren: Eren has a small scared look as he takes a small nibble

Mikasa: (the meat is from bullfarts corpse)

Eren: (who?)

Mikasa: (jeans retarded horse that i caught on fire by accident)

Eren: (oh)

Mikasa: (were you not here that day? when i thought of flammable titans?)

Mikasa: "Eren eat faster i dont have all night"

Mikasa: Mikasa is halfway done, stomaching the horride meat

Mikasa: (we were wrong, mcjaegers IS worse than mcdonalds)

Eren: He eats faster, gagging a bit

Mikasa: "EREN! SLOW DOWN YOU'RE GAGGING! Jesus what are you some animal."

Eren: Coughing he manages to choke out "you told me to eat faster."

Mikasa: "Yeah faster, not all at once. Is that what you hear when I say Faste-"

Eren: "I think I know something else I'd like to eat." Eren winks.

Mikasa: Mikasa chokes on bullfart meat "wh-what?"

Mikasa: "wait. are you saying my genitals are boiled retarded horse meat?"

Eren: "n-no!"

Eren: -why does mikasa have to turn my attempts at flirting against me?- he thought

Mikasa: "Well that's good. But if you did I would just have to prove you wrong."

Mikasa: Mikasa winks back.

Eren: "Well what if I want you to prove me wrong?"

Eren: winking intesifies

Mikasa: "well then you seem like a pervert." she looks down taking the last bite of her meal "Bedtime."

I'm the Mikasa. You're welcome