I do not own cats. Mmkay? Oh, and be easy? This is my first Fanfiction about cats, my first fanfiction here, and my first time posting here.
Demeter sighed as the shrill squeels were emitted from all the kitten queens. "Tugger has arrived, I take it..."
She sometimes felt like the only queen with common sense. All the others (who were young enough to do it without breaking a hip, that is) just chased after the pre-madonna tom all day. Chasing his dazzling belt, thick, full mane, curvy hips... "Stop that!" she shouted at her conscious.
Od course, it was merely animal instinct to be attracted to such a handsome and in-shape tom, so she couldn't really blame herself...or could she? Well, even if Demeter didn't, the scarlet bombshell standing just out of site of her could. "My my, I do believe my young friend is following in my footsteps." Bombalurina said in a teasing tone that made Demeter flush.
"I am not. I was...shouting at him to stop; he really can get annoying, you know."
"Of course, dear."
"It's true!"
"I'm sure."
"Oh, I give up. Think what you want to." Demeter said over her shoulder, leaving her spot and Bombalurina with her own thoughts. She should have known that to be something dangerous...
Tugger's eyes became fixated for only a moment on the red queen who was strutting her way over. But he knew how to handle Bombalurina. 'She's almost like Medusa; one look and you're trapped." he thought, putting on a strut of his own and meeting her halfway.
To what do I owe the pleasure?" he asked, a thumb casually holding his hand in the studded belt around his waste like a holster. The queen smiled, twisting her tail seductively and walking around Tugger slowly.
"I have some news for you." she lulled, keeping close to the peremiter of his sleek fur. "You know Dem, right?" she asked, seeming casual.
"Yeah, the one who's always with you, right?" he asked, trying to keep up the fake appearance of being calm and collected.
"Yes. I've found something out she doesn't want anyone to know. And you know she's highly respected among the older queens for keeping solid in your presence?" she assumed.
All he could do was nod, sure his voice would be crackly if he spoke.
"Well, she must really be girly on the inside. She watches you from various little hiding places when you come." Bombalurina knew that this information would cause Tugger to try and make Demeter swoon in front of everyone. "It would really be good for Dem to get some male attention instead of constantly hiding from them all. She doesn't realize how beautiful she really is; those curving hips and dazzling eyes..." Bomb could tell that Tugger was falling for it, and quite hard.
"I see." was all he could really say. Well...Bombalurina was right. She really did need a guy to help boost her confidence. And she liked him, right? Well then, it should be okay to nudge her in the right direction.
Those were Bombalurina's thoughts exactly. Dem really was a bit too uptight. She needed to loosen up and have a little fun before she started looking like one of the old bats she was acting like. It should be alright to help a friend. Nothing would happen.
...right?