grimAuxilatrix [GA] has began trolling carcinoGeneticist

GA: Karkat Darling
CG: KANAYA YOU SHITFUCKER WHAT DO YOU WANT
GA: I Heard Your Escapades Worked Off Well
CG: SURE. THANKS.
GA: I Also Heard That You Fucked Nepeta
CG: WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU YOU PISSBUCKET
GA: Nepeta Herself
GA: Now Dont You Think You're Going Too Fast
CG: LOOK AT YOU AND ROSE, YOU'RE LIKE TWO HORNY HUMANS STUCK IN A ROOM, BANGING EACH OTHER SENSELESS
GA: Rude
CG: ITS TRUE YOU NOOKSNIFFER

grimAuxilatrix [GA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

Ugh. Talking to Karkat can be bothersome, even if he wasn't too cynical towards you. However, his point was both wrong and right. You, Kanaya Maryam, and your matesprit, Rose Lalonde, have long periods of horniness and downright sexual boredom. You have been anxious for the next fuckfest for a while now, and you couldn't really wait any longer, so with fortitude in your words, you marched into Rose's room and was going to demand her to strip.
"ROSE!" You yelled.
"mmmmghfgm" She garbled, clearly drunk.
"You're still drunk?" She HAD chugged a shot of absinthe last night, and to be honest, you were suprised she could handle it.
"mhm..." She mumbled, but her eyes did open, and there was a certain twinkle in her eye.
"Kanaya," Your matesprit spurted, clearly starting to wake up.
"Yes, dear?"
"Fuck me." She said, and in that instant you determined that the twinkle was lust.
"Well alrighty then!" You said, already stripping.
It was always fun when you and Rose had sex while she was drunk, she was easier to please that way. So, with great speed and grace, you changed into a slutty lace two-piece and started to strip your partner. Once you got to her chest, however, you did have to take a break to fondle her boobs. She had one nice rack, and a nice ass as well, and rose was clearly enjoying your touch.
"mmmm..." She moaned deeply.
Let the fun begin, you thought.