Hurtz U-Fly Spaceship Rentals
Harper and Becka climb out of the Maru, which has just crash landed on a planet.
Becka : Oh, you can cause more trouble! We were going to Avalon drift to get spare parts for Andromeda, and YOU crashed the Maru!
Harper : I'm sorry Becka. Maybe we could rent a ship!
Becka: Rent a ship? Oh well I guess you're right.
Harper: But what kind should we get?
Becka: A U fly.
Harper: Me fly?
Becka: No ... U fly!
Harper: I said I'd fly.
Becka: You don't fly it. I'm never letting you fly again after what you did to the Maru. I'll fly it.
Harper: Fly what?
Becka: A U fly.
Harper: Why should I fly when you wanna fly?
Becka: I'm going to fly! Look Harper, I'm renting a U fly and I fly it.
Harper: Oh then we both fly it
Becka: No, we do nothing of the kind. I fly it. When I say U fly, I don't mean you fly, I mean that I fly although it's a U fly.
Harper: When you say U fly, you don't mean me fly?
Becka: No.
Harper: You mean 'you fly' because I don't fly.
Becka: Now you've got it!
Harper: Now I got it? I don't even know what I'm talking about!
Harper: Now look Becka. You go to a place and you are going to rent a ship?
Becka: Yes.
Harper: You are flying a ship?
Becka: Yes.
Harper: Where am I sitting?
Becka: You are sitting right next to me.
Harper: Are there flight controls in front of me?
Becka: No!
Harper: And you are positive that I am not flying?
Becka: I'm positive!
Harper: And you are flying the ship?
Becka: Yes!
Harper: Alright, what kind of a ship are you flying?
Becka: U FLY!
Harper: Somebody better be flying!
Becka: No no no...look please. I am trying to explain this. We go and rent a ship.
Harper: Right, now where we gonna get it?
Becka: U Fly company.
Harper: Now I'm flying a whole company. (shouts) I thought we were going alone!
Becka: You don't understand! It's Hurtz U fly.
Harper: Well, if it hurts, you fly.
Becka: That's right!
Harper: That's right? This is getting worse!
Becka: Don't you see? The head of the company's Hurtz.
Harper: That's too bad, what hurts him?
Becka: Nothing hurts him! Look every company has to have a head.
Harper: Naturally!
Becka: Now this company's head's Hurtz.
Harper: Oh! Why doesn't he use some nanos? That always helps me when my head hurts.
Becka: Listen. It's Hurtz U fly - ALL over the galaxy.
Harper: Well if it hurts to fly all over the galaxy why should I fly and get hurt?
Becka: You don't get hurt!
Harper: (childish whine) - I'm not going to get hurt.
Becka: You don't get hurt Harper!
Harper: Nobody's gonna hurt me?
Becka: That's right. You're not going to get hurt.
Harper: I don't like getting hurt Becka.
Becka: You're not going to get hurt. It's the Hurtz company!
Harper: (understanding now) Oh the Hurtz company! I still...I still...Look Becka...I...Am I mixed up!
Becka: Alright. It's very simple!
Harper: Look Becka.
Becka: Alright.
Becka: Now.
Harper: I don't want to hurt nobody.
Becka: Will you listen to me please - the man's name is .
Becka: Look, Harper, please ... look, take it easy.. the man's name is Hurtz, he rents ships. U Fly. It's the U Fly all over the galaxy.
Harper: U fly all over the galaxy? Not with that F.U.I.S.C. against me.
Becka: What are you talking about?
Harper: That's why I can't go, F.U.I.S.C.
Becka: What do you mean F.U.I.S.C?
Harper: Flying Under the Influence of Sparky Cola!
Becka: Get outta here Harper!
THE END