My name is totally Hildreannaleena and I go to Skyrim High, the most prestige school in totally Skighrim. I totally walked through the like double doors. I looked arownd for my besties. My totes bff Rikke died heroicly in the fight against like totally Alduin so now Elisiff is my totes bestie. I saw Elsisf at her locker, she had a mirrer instelled in it so she cud do her makeup. She is natrally totally bootiful, but her totes makeup like enhansed her feeturs.
"Sup totes bff?"
"Nm, hbu?" she sed.
"Wut langeg are you speekin?"
"Kik language."
"Ohh like the app, ok. R u egsitted to b back at skewl? Its owr last totally year!"
"Yeah but im scared, idk what to do after schol. I was finkin of becoming the high qu33n of skyrim."
"What a good idea! You wud soot that job perfictly."
"Thx. We haf an assembly now to c who is skewl caption. I hope I totally get it, it will b good practis for been queen."
"Yeah, I hope I get it too."
She looked annoy. "Hildraennaleena, ther can only be wun feminale school capten."
I like totes knew that alreddy, mabye she thort I wud steel her position. Well they wud choose who wos the most sootable leder, and I wos pretty confident tbh. I mean I am like totally the dragonborm, I saved skyrim and am a Nordic legand.
I saw my totes bf, Farkas. He is also a nord like me, and totally a cyut nord too! Him eyes so buutiful, they are silver, the coller of werewolf eyes. Shh dunt tell any1, but him am a werewolf. Bean a werewolf is illegal in skyrim, which I fink is a bit offensive but whatevs. Its not lyk I wud totally be a werewolf anyway, unless I like totally drank a werewolf blud which wud be gross. Anyway farkas am cute, he have totally dark hair to contrats with him silfer eyes.
"Hey totes bf, I love you, or as the French say je ta door."
Farkas is rly dumm and dident no wot that ment, but he kissed me romentiecly anyway. Then we totally wented to the assembley.
"Hello stoodents. I am happy to announcement the school captens of 4E 201. Hildreannaleena Dovahkiin and Farkas Wolf.
"Oh em totes gee! We are totally the skewl captens! I totes kist Farkas and high fived my besties Burnyolf and M'aiq the liar. When I totally tried to high five Elisif she didn't high five me back she just mad e aface.
I wented up to the totally front, holdin hands wif Farkas.
"Hello stoodents and staffs of skyrim high," I totally announced into the microphone. "I am very honoured to be skewl capten. I wud like to fank my totes bf, I cudent have achieved this wifouwt him." I porsed to wate for the crowd to finish going awwww. We are totally the cutest cuppel at Skyrim High .
Farkas wos rdy to do his part of the speech. "I wud lyk to also fank my totes gf, Hildreannaleena. Hildreannaleena is the most bootiful gurl in skyrim, so I deserb her. Yesteryear wos a very hard year for us all, wif the loss of Legate Rikke." I saw totally Ulferic Stormcloak in the crowd, he had to wipe his tears away with like, a tissue. He had bin Rikke's totally boyfend.
"Butt," continued Farkas, "On the othar paw – I mean hand, we totally defeeted the most eval forse in skyrim!"
A dum arogonen gurl gasped. "Like the force from star wardrobes?"
"No, not that kind of force. Alduin!" every1 gasped for dramtic effect. "He wos the wurst bully, and it wos unfourtane he hat to die, but sumtimes sacrafries must be made for the grater good of skyrim!"
Wow, I wos totally blown away but how like amazing this totally s[peech was. Farkas is pritty dumb, but this speech was amaze!
I gazed at him with my totally beautiful blue eyes to show how totally pwoud of him I wos.
It was time for the sports captions to be elected. The sports captions were Ulfric Sotmwcloak who did his speech.
"I am very sad," he whipped away a tear, "I have lost the luv of my life, Rikke. But I must go on. I am honour to be chosen as sport caption. If Rikke was still alibe im sure she wud myke and egselent captien.
We were all moved my his speech. Next was Tullius.
"I am surprisedi wos chosen since I am so ugly." He sed.
The gurl ones were Karliah, a totes dark elf who I don't like because she like totally got my friend Byrnjolf pregnenrant then left him! So irresposnsibvle. The kid wos in university now tho.
The other one was some argonen who I don't know. Her name wosent Miranda tho.
I sat back down next to my totes bestie Elisif. Then it wos the end of the assembly. Elisif walked off rly fast so I cudent catch up to her. Oh well, our negst class wos religens which we had together, so I cud talk to her totally then.
Our teacher wos Heimskr. He never totally shuts up abowt Talos. "It is a GLORIOUS day!" he sed.
"Ugh, Heimskr, can we lern abowt sumthin that isn't Tallons?"
He looked appalled. "Heretic!" Then I got totally kicked out of the clas. I heard Farkas say that he wershipped Hircine, becos he is a werewolf and that's wot werewolves do. He got kicked out too. Damn, oh well. We decided to go on a dayte instead.
When we got back from our date it wos time for recess. We wented to the cafetraia and sat at the table with all our frends, we totes have lots becos we arre like totally poplar.
Elisif saw me nad moved tables.
"Wats her porblem?" I arksed. Burnrope just shrugged.
"I think she is totes jellus, sed M'aiq."
"What! But she is the moast bootiful gurl at skyrim high."
"no she isent, u r," sed Farkas luvingly.
"I am not arogent, I know I am bootiful but she is evan bueaitfuller!"
"She is not jellus becos of you are beauitfyl, she am jelly becos you are school captean!"
"That is so silly!"
"yeagh/"
In my next totally class, Tamrielish langeg, I sat next to Elisif again. She moved away, I wos totes upset. In hipstery she totally sat down next an unpoelr gurl insetdd of me! I wos so upset, she wud rather hang out with unpopular people than me!
At lunch I saw her avoydin me. Ok, I had totally had enuff. I wudent let her roon my first day back at skewl.
"Ok Elsiif, I am sick of your anticks! Its not my fawlt I got choosed over you!"
"Welll clearly they think you are better so I am not worhy of hang out with you."
"Don't say that Elsiif. You will always be my bff."
She looked still anger.
I knew hwo totally make her my frend agen!
I totally wented to the printapels offals. I saw Principle Titus Mede.
"Printapel Tight Mead, I have to arks yu sumthin. You have to change who is school captien!"
"Why, did you totally brake up with Farkas?"
"Noo, not him. Me, you have to sawp me with Elisif."
"But moar ppl voted for you, you are totally the moast popular gurl at skryim high!"
"But Elisif wont be my friend anymoar!"
Suddenly the door totally like brust open.
"Nooo! Hildreannaleena no. Im sorry for how I am treated you. I will be nicer now. I was being jealous and it wosent fair! I don't wont you to give up your pissition as school captian! As long as I can be ur helper person."
"Omg Elisif, im glad you came to your censors. Of course you can be my totally helper prsn!"
"Yay!" we hugged friendship and skipped off to buy ice cream.
After schghool we went to the shopes together, it wos the best furst day back at skool evar! I sure do love my totally high skool Skyrim High, espesshally becos I am the most popular person there and have the curest boyfiend. I mean I would love him even if he was ugly, its just a coincidence that he is the hottest guy and my totes bf as well.
Thanks for reading this, my loyel readers! Wow, I dident fink id evar get all the way to this fic! I carnt beliv I started ritin in 2014 and now it is 2016! WoW (not like the mmo, the thing people say when they are surprised.)! Skyrim high 2 is gonna be a bit different than Skyrim High 1. It's gonna have longer chapters and will be the only major fanfic I am writing untell I finish it. I am gonna put lots of effort into this fic. Hope you enjoy it!