The Scheming Fan-girl (Boys Beware)

A/N: Hi everyone, I'm Sayamine-Jatun, a new fanfiction author. This is my first fanfiction. I love writing and am going to try my hand at writing for an audience other than myself. I will try my best. About the story, I've been meaning to write this for a while.

Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Knight nor any of it's characters. Vampire Knight, it's characters, and affiliations are property of Matsuri Hino. I only claim the plot, OCs, and the nosebleeds I get from thinking of Zero and Kaname.

I love Seme!Zero x Uke!Kaname !

It was a spring morning and everything was brimming with life. The flowers were blooming, the sakura blossoms were blossoming, and the air was blowing a refreshing breeze. All was at peace at Cross Academy. The Day Class were ready for the Opening Ceremony. All talking, chatting, laughing, playing, and having a good time meeting all the new students and greeting the old.

A girl in particular was having fun. She is a new second year student who transferred in to the school from Karasawa High School. She came to Cross Academy because of past issues and to be closer to a friend of hers. She is an attractive girl with long blonde hair, laughing blue eyes, soft white skin like silky lace, wearing the black Day Class uniform, with a thin gold necklace around her neck with a pendant that hangs below the neckline, with black spike heels instead of the standard boots; and walks around like she was born in them. Her nails are painted red to match her bag, not a single chip or flaw on them. She's an outgoing person, bursting with energy day or night. And an utterly shameless fan-girl which is why when she found out her close friend is bi but inclines more to males than females she just had to schem-(*ahem*)plan to get him a boyfriend. (Cue fan-girlish squeals and general euphoria which freaks him out everytime he sees her. That coupled with other things makes him very wary around her.)

Oh, but we've heard all about her but what of her friend? Hmm? He is the main character, né? (One of them anyway.) Well let's introduce him then, shall we?

Her friend is one of the hottest guys in school by unanimous agreement. And we should have introduced him first. But- oh dear the ceremony has started. Now they're calling her in. Run, girl! Run! We'll introduce him later! On with the ceremony!

She goes in and sits down, the center of attention, the heart of the crowd, the bell of the ball, the baddest woman in town when she wants to be. She commands your attention, dominates it. And you - make no mistake about that. She thrives on attention and fun, but mostly fun.

Hmm, something is drawing people's attention. Some cower in fear. Others marvel in awe. Altogether, their reactions mean one thing.

"Zero!" she gets up with wide arms, runs to him, and pounces on him!

"Yui!" he groans as she lands on him knocking him to the ground. Everybody watches in shock. Some groan and cry believing she's taken. Some groan and cry believing he's taken, others marvel at her audacity to pounce on Kiryuu, doesn't she know he's the fiercest person on campus? Doesn't she know he's- not killing her? Not even glaring at her. He's just talking to her. Oh Kami-sama, I think hell just froze.

"Geez, Yui, do you always have to do that? You're getting to big for that. And heav-" she fiercely glares at him. "uh, I mean dignified." He finishes and she smiles.

"I'm never too dignified or big to give a friend a-"

"Concussion?" She glares extra hard.

"Hug. Never too big or dignified to give a hug. I don't give concussions-"

"You sure? 'Cause I'm still seeing stars. I think I'm dying."

"Oh, I can give you a reason to see stars-"

"You already did." He chuckles. She smacks him with her bag. He rubs his head.

"Itai! You vixen! That hurt, Yui! Wasn't it enough you gave me a concussion earlier?" She raises her bag again. He pushes her off him stands and glares at the stunned onlookers.

"What are you looking at?" He glares so hard one boy almost pees his pants- Oh. No. Wait. He just did. Well somebodys not getting a date for the spring dance, or the summer dance, and probably not the fall dance either. Unless something happens. Oh well, there's still the winter dance. But anyway, everyone looks away, he helps Yui up, and escorts her to her seat. Then he takes his seat next to the other school prefect and the Night Class Dorm President. The esteemed and revered leader of the Night Class: Kaname Kuran. Now lets take a moment to go back and describe everyone.

Zero Kiryuu is a tall male Day Class student; with sharp piercing, some say lavendar, some say amethyst eyes (take your pick); long (for a boy) silver hair, that's down to his shoulders; creamy pale skin; with piercings in his left ear; wearing his Day Class uniform; with a large tattoo on the left side of his neck.

Kaname Kuran is a tall male Night Class student; slightly shorter than Zero by a couple centimeters; creamy, pale skin; long (for a boy) chocolate brown hair; red-brown eyes, wearing the white Night Class uniform.
(The Day Class and Night Class have complimenting uniforms, black for Day, and white for Night)

Yuuki Cross, fellow prefect of Zero Kiryuu; a short female Day Class student; with pale-white skin; short chocolate brown hair, a shade or two lighter than Kaname's; chocolate brown eyes wearing the Day Class uniform.

Zero sat in between the two as it was the only seat left.

"Kiryuu-kun." Kaname politely said. Zero grunted in reply. "That was quite the incident, né, Kiryuu-kun."
Kaname seriously dislikes Zero because he still believes Zero is in love with Yuuki. They both fell in love with Yuuki and had been competing for her love up until a year ago. At the end of first year, Zero, after dating around, figuring out he was bi - with an inclination towards males, earlier in the year, (and that Yuuki's a slut) he gave up on her.

Kaname didn't know because Zero never bothered to dispel Kaname's suspicion. So Kaname was as vehement as ever and Zero was completely apathetic.I wonder what he would think if he knew that he's more my type than she is. Zero snorted.He'd probably freak. I'd like to see that. He thought.

"...Kiryuu-kun?"

"Hmm?" I came out my thoughts.

"I asked if she was your girlfriend? You seem distracted, are you okay, Kiryuu-kun?"

"I'm fine. And no she's not my girlfriend." Someone in the Night Class snorted and muttered I probably couldn't get one. I ignored them for now. And focused on Kuran with those wavy chocolate brown locks. Kami, if he weren't so hostile I'd consider flirting. Hmm, maybe some teasing?

"She was very intimate with you. I just thought she might be." I look at him struggling to keep an even voice and a straight face.

"Why, Kuran. You sound jealous. You're not are you?" I don't think I was neutral enough. He looks like he knows what I'm doing. Oh well, at least The Night Class is pissed. There they are sputtering in the background while (almost) everyone else in the Night Class growls and says 'how dare' I. I. Zero Kiryuu. Shameless Extraordinaire. I who once came so late to class last year there was only 10 minutes left and went right to sleep while my teacher screamed at me. I who slept through half the class, woke up, and when the teacher asked if I had a good nap said "No, not really, I think I'll have another one." Then got up and walked out the classroom. I who- have now been pounced on again by-

"Yui!" I screamed.

"Hi, Zero!" She said happily from my lap. I open my mouth to yell at her when I realise it's not Yui, it's Yuiko. So instead I hug her and smile.

"Hi, Yuiko. How are you?" She smiles happily again.

"I'm good. How are you?" She's so sweet. And also naive. That's why I protect her as much as possible.

"I'm glad to hear that. I'm good too. Where are you sitting? Who's with you?"

"I'm sitting over there." She points over to a couple of empty chairs on the other side of the room. "Mark's with me, but he's hiding 'cause he doesn't have the money he owes you."

"Oh, really? Well thank you for telling me."

"Anything for you, Zero." She beams. I see in my side-vision looks of shock.

"Thanks, Kitten." I hear a distinct choking noise behind me to my left. I think Hana's hemorrhaging.Poor boy. Tsk, Tsk. Oh well. I mentally shrug.

Anyway, I track down Mark, shake him down for the money he does have (while Yuiko's not looking of course), demand the rest by tomorrow, and escort them to their seats. I then go back to my seat, sit down, ignore the looks -and Kuran- and pretend to pay attention to the ceremony when really I'm thinking about what I'll make for dinner. After the ceremony is over I meet up with my friends, tell them I'll see them tomorrow, and go to Kaien's house to make dinner before he can cook up his "My Style" food in celebration of another school year.

[TBC]

A/N: This is an unfinished list of nicknames and their real names.

"Hana" = Hanabusa Aidou

"Takuma" "Taku" "Kuma" = Takuma Ichijou

"Kitten" "Yu-chan/Yuu-chan" = Yuiko Kurokawa