Claimer: I own Naruto.
Disclaimer: No you don't!
Claimer: Way to ruin the fun.
Oh just shut up guys, you know this is like my first story.
One day, well it wasn't really a day more like a, a DAY. While six-year old spider monkey Naruto was eating his Ramen. Suddenly a Blob of Goo popped out of nowhere and said,
"BOO. I AM THE EVIL LETTER 42. MWAHAHAHA."
"Oh no, I don't want to gat eated by da letter Q," said Naruto.
"I AM THE LETTER 42, NOT Q." said Mr. Blobby.
Naruto just kept eating his Ramen and the Blob got bored and ate a banana. Then said something about a guy named Sasuke who licked his brother Itachi. After that he died.
(A/N: Naruto is talking like that because he is only six. So, deal with it or…Zzzzzzzz……….)
Naruto started walking into town until he stepped on something sharp.
"I tepped on a srord an now I will dap dance."
Yes, a spider monkey tap-danced. He danced and danced; even after he couldn't dance any more he danced. He was so dedicated. Then he stopped. Naruto picked up what he stepped on and it was Zabuza's sword.
"My pointy, mine." said Naruto.
"Give me that back now," said a voice behind Naruto.
"MY POINTY," said Naruto just about to turn around and run away.
"What do you think you're doing!" said Zabuza in a very angry voice.
Naruto tried to sound as official as he could and he said, "My name is Nawuto Ucha, Uz, Uzi, rell whateve my last nama is, you'll never get my pointy!"