MARTHA'S DOGS
Hotdogs were her favorite food. So many types of meat wrapped up in a neat package. Some were bigger and some were smaller, but they were always meaty and delicious, and they made her feel wonderful inside.
But this feeling was always shortened when she realized the pack was gone, and Martha knew she needed to find a way to make her pleasure last longer. She decided to look up possible answers online, searching for her question: How do I find more pleasure from hotdogs? She hit "enter" and discovered an entirely new world: Putting the hotdogs inside herself.
Matha had to try this. She acquired a party pack of 100% pure beef hotdogs and took them into her vacant doghouse so no one could see. She used a hot plate and water to heat up the hotdogs until they were plump. As they cooked, Martha salivated. She wanted to eat the delicious meat tubes right now, but she knew she had to be patient so she could see if the internet was right.
When they were cool enough, Martha looked at the printouts with pictures to show her what to do. It took a few tries, but soon the warm hotdog was working its way inside her vagina. It hurt at first but soon she found herself enjoying the pleasure from the meaty dog from the other end, just like the internet promised. She discovered what an orgasm was, and she knew she had to keep going.
But one hotdog seemed like too little. It was enough for now, and she ate her remaining supply of cooked hotdogs for more pleasure, but she needed to regroup.
The next day, she got a pack of chicken dogs, another of her favorite flavors. The size was perfect, but even with the help of Crisco as lubricant, she could only fit three inside herself. She got two orgasms though from the thick warm meat, showing her a whole new world. She needed to go further still, but she had to wait another day.
A few days later, Martha had a pack of specialty foot-long dogs. She took them and her Crisco into her room, and after a lot of trying, she had ten orgasms and managed to fit the entire pack up her cooch.
The problem was the sound of Martha moaning loudly, and people came to her doghouse opening to see what was going on. They all saw, adults and children, and while the kids had no idea what was happening, the adults did. It was an instant mutual decision that Martha was no longer a good influence on their children, so she had to "go off to the farm." The kids would never learn the truth.
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