Note:I -hate- pokemon now, but I still sorta like Team Rocket. Don't kill me!!! This was from a verrrry long time ago.

Team ShinRa (Sung to the tune of Prepare For Trouble on the Pokemon 2.B.A. Master CD)
CAST:
Jessie:Elena
James:Tseng, Rude, and Reno
Background Vocals:Rufus, Hiedigger, Scarlet, and Rufus' dog Dark Nation
Background Rapist:Reeve
The person who does that wierd scary laughter:Hojo
Meowth:Cait Sith

President ShinRa:This is the boss. And I'm sick of waiting. I want AVALANCHE. And this time don't screw it up!

BG vocals:Prepare for trouble... Make it double... Prepare for trouble... Make it double..

Reno:We'll be the richest rouges of all time....

Elena:Creators of a grand design!

Tseng:I'll be the king!

Elena:I'll be the queen!

Cait Sith:I'll be the joker... Of crime!

BGvocals:Prepare for trouble... Make it double...(keep going)

Elena:Prepare for trouble!

Rude:Make it double!

Elena:To protect the world from devistation..

Reno:To unite all peoples within our nation..

Elena:To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Rude:To extend our reach to the stars above...

Elena:We are the..

Tseng:Turks...

Female BG voices, Scarlet and Elena:Team ShinRa blast off at the speed of light!

Male BG voices, Reeve, Hojo, Rufus, Rude, Reno, and Tseng:Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Cait Sith:That's right!

BG voices:Team ShinRa's rocking..

Reeve:Talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big trouble's gonna follow you...

BG voices:Team ShinRa's rocking..

Reeve:Talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big trouble's gonna follow you......

Turks:We're gonna capture AVALANCHE...

Hojo:**laughs manically**

Elena:Prepare for trouble!

Tseng:Make it double!

BG voices and Rude:We're Team ShinRa and we'll fight for what's wrong..

BG voices and Reno:For mayhem and madness and those brats AVALANCHE

Elena:I'm so gorgous!

Tseng:I'm always the man..

President ShinRa:You're just the players in my master plan!

BG voices:Team ShinRa's rocking..

Reeve:Talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big trouble's gonna follow you...

BG voices:Team ShinRa's rocking..

Reeve:Talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big trouble's gonna follow you......

Turks:We're gonna capture AVALANCHE...

Hojo:**laughs manically**

Everyone:We're always gonna try it, no one can deny it, We can cause a riot in Sunday School... and we'll have you believe it, truth can be decieving..

Turks:Do one to others is our golden rule!

Hojo:**laughs manically**

Elena:This is our most ingenous plan ever.. If I do say so myself!

Reno:Even WE couldn't screw this one up, Elena

Cait Sith:Would you two stop yapping? Here they come!

Reeve:Prepare for trouble..............

BG voices:Team ShinRa's rocking..

Reeve:Talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big trouble's gonna follow you...

BG voices:Team ShinRa's rocking..

Reeve:Talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big trouble's gonna capture AVALANCE..

BG voices:Team ShinRa's rocking..

Reeve:Talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big trouble's gonna follow you...

BG voices:Team ShinRa's rocking..

Reeve:Talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big trouble's gonna capture AVALANCHE..

Turks:Team ShinRa's rocking!

(the bg vocals keeps singing and while they are..)

President ShinRa:Damnit! You failed to capture AVALANCHE again!

Turks:We..We're sorry!

President ShinRa:Sorry isn't good enough! Go try again! **stuffs Turks in the Sister Raye cannon and then blasts them off to space..**


Elena, Rude, Reno, Tseng, and Cait Sith:LOOKS LIKE THE TURKS ARE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!**ping!**