I had just started looking for food on one of my hunting grounds when I came upon this. I don't know if it was supposed to trap me or something else entirely. I really hope it was for some other poor stupid creature, or maybe this is an insult to my intelligence. Right in front of me was the weirdest thing I had seen till now. It was like a giant human-made trap. It was made to look like a circle, with jagged tooth's around it, and on top was a small piece of meat. And it was just there, not hidden or anything. What did somebody expect from setting these things up? There was 5 of these things spread around. And I could smell there were some humans hidden somewhere in the ruins, a small grup that was constantly chatting, and seemed to observe me. "you think that thing is gonna trigger the trap soon?" "its too stupid to see it's a trap" "yeah, im sure it dosent know were here" "of course the traps gonna work, it's a bear-trap I got of the pile back home, it isn't broken" "FOR ANDRASTES SAKE, IM BORED!"

Comments like that would make me understand it was neither an insult or a mistake, it was stupidity on their part. So, I decided to humor them and take one of the meat-bits with my claw. As I took it up I feelt the trap trigger and waited for the pain. Only to stand there dumbstunned. It didn't even make a scratch. No enchantments was on it, no explosives was triggered, no bells or warnings were sounded. Its was the worst trap ever, of all time. Heck, it even slid off after a while. And for my trouble I had a small meatball.

Now, how should I deal with the idiots? "hey boss, did it work?" "BOSS, WE FORGOT THE CHAIN!" "BOSS, I THINK ITS ON TO US" "BE QUIET, IT CAN HEAR US SHOUT" "BE QUIET YOURSELF, WE CAN SHOUT IF WE WANT TO, WERE THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST GUYS IN WHITE CLAWS!" well, now I had I headache so it was not to big of a decision. Jump up on the ruins, let them cover and scream, then let my flames consume them. Perfect plan. As I jumped up on the ruins I got to notice two flaws. 1- the ruins could not hold me up and fell down upon somebody. 2- they begun running, idiotically. One of them went off the cliffs and became dinner to something down there, another one managed to run into one of their own traps, lost his whole leg. And the last one ran the worst place possible. Who runs towards a dragon, with their bare fist's, yelling like a girl. Good news is that I got a snack.