Title: To Catch A Writer

Author: DoubtableSanity

Summery: Mortimer has been assigned to get Sirius Black's memoirs and she can't go home until she gets them. The only problem is he's avoiding her.

Disclaimer: I own only Mortimer. JKR owns HP and all character in the series. I just constantly try to kidnap them.

Author's Note: A fair Note to everyone this is my first story but I will not read any flames sent only the constructive criticism.

CHAPTER 1

'It's amazing what could be found in a diary. A life that you never dreamed possible is laid out before your eyes if you only take the time to read it's pages. Who will you discover in this gray leather bound , a wizard, an abused child, an unloved person, a person left without hope? Its true you can find many people in a diary, but what happens when the find you?'

"Wow that sounds awesome" I heard a voice over my shoulder

''Yeah it is, considering the book really sucked."

"Aww I'm sure it didn't you just probably annoyed that you didn't get to read your precious Quibbler"

Turning around from my agronomic desk in a cubical barely large enough to move around in I saw Dresden, 35, hopeless adorable, and horribly dressed and single Dresden, my boss. Yippee, can't you just hear my enthusiasm . .err . .sarcasm.

Giving him a brief smile in acknowledgement, I turned back to my work. The wonderful and exciting world of writing summaries for worst … err… okay so not all of them are worst selling (but a few are) books. You know what I mean those summaries written on the back of the book and the brief teaser paragraphs, that's me, if the author is too damn busy to do it themselves.

Man, I hate my job. Read a book write a summery of for it that it really doesn't deserve making it more interesting than it is. But this is the only job I can really get while I am still in school.

"Thanks it's amazing how much time you find to watch over my shoulder." I quipped because I knew he would turn red.

Sure enough… turning explosive candy apple red in 3.. 2..1.. we have hit critical embarrassment .

Laughing, I turned back to him trying on to stare at his ridiculous trout tie, " I will not go out with you, Des and the tie before Will feels like gone fly fishing without magic again." Will tried to practice fly fishing in the office once, lets just say he forgot the safety spells and everyone has had a healthy fear of flying hooks ever since then.

Laughing he turns away, "I didn't come over for that this time"

This was our routine ever since we dated 3 years ago. He comes over compliments my work, I embarrass him, he laughs , asks me anyway, than tells me why I should be in a relationship but not with him.

But not this time, this time he has an assignment for my other position which I occupy, Pain-in-the-ass-to-all-authors-who-can't-stand-the-other-employees, as I was so lovingly called by Mr. Lovegood . I always enjoyed bugging him though, he always gave me an interesting article to read over on my nights off.

" You have to meet with Sirius Black and get those damn memoirs from him."

Swiveling my chair to him as he turned back to me I saw that he wasn't pulling my chain. Holy shitzu batman! Looking into his eyes I saw no deceit. He's serious! He wants me to get the "Infamous Memoirs" from HIM.

"No, no, not happening" this is my mantra. Maybe if I saw it long enough I wont have to meet with a convicted murderer. Damn! Ok so maybe he was found innocent a year ago but that only proves to me that he has enough money to bribe or had Dumbledore scare the bunnies out of a few judges, albeit spineless judges but judges none the less.

Seeing Dresden's face, I give in, he only gives me this look when he calls in a favor and Merlin knows I could always use this favor for something good. Smiling somewhat evilly I turn to him fully, Dresden pales realizing how much he's gonna owe me. I wasn't a Slytherin for nothing.

"When do I leave to meet Mr. Found-innocent ?"

Shifting a bit Dres answers "in fourty minutes."

"WHAT?! You arse wipe." gaping at him I realized he played me. Dropping my head I muttered " you knew I would say yes"

I barely registered what he said before I punched him or I would have if he hadn't caught my fist very roughly and forced it open before depositing a folder and a portkey.

" you Mother fu…'' was my parting goodbye.

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well that's all for now the next chapter will be longer and out in 2 days.