And here is another story! We need more stories! More!
Black-Cool it down there, partner!
Black! (hugs) How have you been? We haven't been in a disclaimer together since 1990!
Black-We weren't ALIVE then, Zshizshi...
...Really? (looks at Tar)
Tar-(shakes head no)
...Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight...
Tar/Black-O_O...Please read on...
Where they are
The room was dark with a huge pool of sapphire colored water swirling around ominously. The black cloaked figure made its way to the fountain, looking into it interestedly. "You are very restless tonight, Maschta." A woman suddenly appeared in the water, surfacing.
"Of course I am, Master…our home world is in danger…" The woman was shirtless, with her long silver hair covering her modestly. Lower down, you saw her waist. It was covered in scales and a fish tail emerged, flicking the water irritably. :"They keep talking, I can't sleep!"
"Calm yourself, Maschta. Tell me what they're saying."
"The Darkness is poisoning our home world…soon, all will die…"
"…That is a problem…Maschta, I want you to show me ones strong enough to save our world." The mermaid nodded and cupped her hands, bringing up water. It didn't fall through her hands at all. Water circled in her palms and showed Townsville. "The City of Townsville…in the Dimension of Science…that is where they are…"
The citizens of Townsville jumped when they heard a huge blast and saw Buttercup flying through the air, landing in the National Townsville Bank…again. They looked, shrugged, and kept going. This was normal. Townsville had been beaten up, battered, and torn apart so many times…insurance companies made a fortune here! Buttercup pulled herself out of the huge crater and glared at her opponent. Butch smirked as he hovered above her. "Aww, did I break a nail? I'm so sorry." He mocked.
"Not as sorry as you will be when I break your arms and legs!" Buttercup snapped, charging at him. He blocked her blows and nearly landed a punch to the stomach, if she didn't take that opportunity to slam her head into his. He shouted and flew back, rubbing his now bloody nose. Buttercup rubbed her forehead, smirking at the damage. "Want some more?" He smirked.
"Whoa, there, Jade, we shouldn't talk about this in public! That's private." She blushed and screamed at him.
"Not if you were the last male life form in the universe! And my name is NOT Jade~!" She didn't mind the name Jade, in fact it was pretty, but she didn't like Butch acting all familiar with her. She wanted him to say her given name, not a nickname. He laughed and charged at her, resuming their fight.
Blossom and Brick circled around above the city, with Blare and Bell at their side. Bell leaned over to Blossom. "So, what's the plan?" Brick looked at her.
"Why is it you seem oddly stupid today? Moreso then usual?"
"This is why." She kicked him in the stomach while Blossom punched Blare in the face. "Sucker!"
"Agh, dames! I'm fighting Blossom, not you, Whitehead!" Bell stuck her tongue out at him.
"Since when is it exclusive?" Bell laughed while flying back to Blossom. "Worked, he's an idiot!" Blossom laughed too. Brick's face turned red while Blare flew to him.
"When did they switch on us?" Blare grumbled.
"Well, if they like playing around, we'll play around." Blare smirked and spun around Brick, who generated fire and gave out a neverending blast. Bell and Blossom gasped when they saw the oncoming attack of a fire blast with the combined grey wind force circling around it...like a tornado. They were slammed into and scorched, knocking them right out of the sky. Blossom stumbled out, coughing and taking off her torn apart bow.
"My bow! I knew I shouldn't have taken the French imported original!" She whined, feeling her hair. "And my hair is all frizzy and messed up! He is going down!" Blossom heard something muffled shouting or something. She looked down to see she was standing on Bell, who had a face plant in the ground. "Oops, sorry, Bell." She stepped off. Bell got up and whined.
"Oh, I'm filthy..." She looked down at her dress. "...My dress is ruined! I want their blood!" She screamed, charging at Blare. Blare was laughing before dodging and flying out of her way.
"Ooh, look, Brick! The diva is having a hissy fit." Blare teased. Brick fell over in the sky, laughing.
"Be careful, she might scratch you..." He didn't have time to laugh about that when Blossom pummeled him with punches and kicks. They continued fighting with an enraged Bell, an amused Blare, a frustrated Blossom, and a joking Brick.
Bubbles kept blasting at him, but Boomer was quick. He kept on avoiding the lasers, the sonic screams, everything. Boomer laughed when she broke the windows of the stores. "Oops! Boomer, hold still and take this like a man!"
"I don't need to! I'm only twelve!" Bubbles scowled, charging at him and slamming into his stomach. "Ouch!"
"Ha! I got you!" She formed a blast and held it over his head when Boomer looked at her with those big eletric blue eyes. Darn...her only weakness against him...she just melted when he did that and then he always escaped. "No, no, no! Not this time, you're going to prison now!" His eyes didn't waver. "Stop it...it's not working." Bubbles muttered. Boomer still looked at her like that. "I...well...no!" He still did it. "Ugh...Blossom will never let me hear the end of this...go ahead..."
"Yeah! See ya, Powderpuff!" He flew off to help his brothers.
"...Blossom is so gonna kill me..."
"You got that right..." Blossom floated over to him with Bell and Buttercup. They were mimicking her pose, arms crossed on their chest. Bubbles gulped. She had been caught letting Boomer go multiple times and no matter how many times her team reprimanded her for it (especially when she helped all the Rowdyruffs out, yikes), Boomer's eyes won over her sisters' anger. "Didn't I tell you to stop doing that! He's going to take you for granted and tear this entire team apart!"
"I-I'm sorry, girls, but...he keeps looking at me with those eyes and...that face..."
"Oh that deceit should dwell in such a gorgeous palace." Buttercup said. They looked at her. "What, they're having us read Romeo and Juliet in English this year...it's not bad, there's a lot of violence." Bell sighed, shaking her head.
"Oh, well, whatever. They got away again, so let's clean up the city and then head home and help Professor take care of Brisk. I want to make sure we've got napkins to dab off the oil on the pizza tonight."
"Y'know, Bell, dabbing oil off pizza isn't helping you stick to your diet." Blossom said taking off.
"I refuse to believe that!"
"Why are you even on a diet, we're all the same size."
"Because she's shallow and only worries about her looks." While they bickered, they had no idea they were being watched.
"That was so much fun," Brick said, flying ahead casually.
"Did you see their faces when we blew up that dentist's office?" Butch was twitching all over. He got this way when he was excited...which happened a lot.
"I'd say we did the city a favor, actually...why don't we blow up library next time?"
"Nah, I like that place." Brick said. The rest of the boys began laughing when their crimson leader glared at them with his fiery hot eyes. They slowly stopped. "Well, boys, how about we steal a pizza? Then we can crash at the Gangreen's place?"
"Will they let us in?" Boomer asked.
"Oh, they'll let us in!" Butch grinned evilly. They began laughing before calming down.
"Let's go!" They flew off, talking about their battles. "So, Boomer, how was your fight? Did you wipe the floor with her?"
"Oh, yeah, sure. I did." Well, he did land a couple good punches and kicks and reverse, but he was mainly distracted by how bouncy her blonde hair was. Was it always that golden and fluffy?
"Of course not, Brick, Boomer isn't the kind of guy to beat up his girlfriend." Blare said, nonchalently. Boomer blushed when his brothers began cracking up.
"You know, this is why everyone calls you the Hyena Brothers." They turned around to see their little sister, Black, floating over to them. She had her Tar-cat, Tar, on her head as usual. She would have blended into Black's pitch dark black hair...if it weren't for Tar's bright red eyes. "Always laughing, always snickering, always joking...it's like your funny bones are in overdrive."
"We are cheerful guys, lil' sis. At least...some of us are..." They looked at Blare.
"...*Shut your trap...*" He said in Ukranian. "So, where ya been, Black?"
"Where you been?"
"Touche. Do ya'll want pepperoni or cheese?"
"Both!" Tar rolled her eyes and let out what sounded like a gargled 'meow'.
"Of course we're gonna steal it! What are ya, a mashugana?" Black laughed when Boomer said that. They flew off, talking about what trouble they'd cause next.
"...Maschta, are you sure about that?" The cloaked figure asked. His voice told her that he was a man. She nodded.
"They're the ones."
"They were just battling each other...how could they save our world?"
"...They shall, trust me, beloved Master...their powers will save our poisoned world." Maschta said, smiling knowingly. "Have you ever doubted me over this 50,000 years we've been together?"
"No..."
"Then...let us summon them."
I wrote in a mermaid! I see no PPG/RRB stories with MERMAIDS in it...that's so messed up.
Butch-Wait, she's shirtless? I wanna meet her!
Was this a mistake?
BC-...Quite possibly...
...You stay away from her, Butch!
Butch-Why? I love mermaids!
I didn't know you liked them.
Butch-Of course, I've always been a mermaid believer!
Then why don't you come to the Mermaid Believer's Convention? (holds up my t-shirt from there)
Butch-...Because...I...um...well...uhh...THIS ISN'T OVER YET, ZSHIZSHI! (runs out of room)
This is gonna be stressful...