Note: This fic is set after Jak 3 but before Jak X, with a new metal head leader.

Disclaimer: I do not own Jak or any of its characters

Chapter 1: Disconnect!

"Disconnect him!" Vin's cyber head screamed at Torn's engineers "His brains gonna pop like an over ripe melon!"

"Shut your trap Vin, he can make it" Torn snapped and smiled as Vin's cyber head backed off, he turned and saw Jak Shake violently under the Eco Extractor Beam. He sighed as he realised what Vin said was true, "ok boys shut her down and get Jak off the thing", Men scurried around at Torn's order seeing as he was married to the Ruler of Haven city and that carried a lot of force.

"Damn another failure" Ashelin said storming into the theatre.

"Yeah third time lucky next time we try" Torn turned and kissed Ashelin,

Ashelin pushed Torn off and whispered, "Later honey"

"Arrgh!" Jak groaned and tried to sit up, "I'll take this as it failed" He muttered and swung his leg over the edge of the bed he had been placed on.

"No Jak don't try to move, you've not long come round so you might feel weak in your legs" Vin sped towards him with a look of great worry on his face.

Jak smirked and jumped to his feet, "Don't worry I'll be fine" He said and promptly fell on his face. A pair of orange arms appeared under Jaks chest as Daxter tried to wiggle free, Jak rolled on his back to let Daxter get out from under him.

"Is that anyway to treat a friend!" Daxter jumped onto Jak's chest and glared at him.

"Sorry Dax I didn't see you there" Jak said and pushed Daxter off his chest and sat up.

"I'm still wondering why are we trying to remove Dark and Light from you?" Daxter asked rubbing his head.

"Because" Jak grumbled, "I have had enough of the conflict going on in my head!" He shouted at Daxter.

Daxter winced and his lower lip trembled, "No need to shout," He moaned.

"Sorry Dax" Jak said and got to his feet.

At the naughty ottsel …

Jak, Ashelin, Torn, Daxter, Keira, Pecker, Samos, Onin and Tess sat round a table "Anyway how did the split go?" Pecker asked

Daxter slapped his head and rolled his eyes, "How do ya think?" He said sarcastically.

Pecker blushed and muttered something about the stupidity coming from his father's side of the family.

Torn butted in before anyone could continue, "Anyway to the point, Samos has any new movement happened on the metal head side?"

Samos had been watching a rather irritating bee, but snapped to attention. "The latest move was a retreat, but it seems like a trap to lead our troops into an ambush so I suggest we stand firm and pick them off"

"Good thinking Samos, now to Keira any new Tanks or other Vehciles been designed?" Torn said keeping to the point.

"Yes, 2 new Vehicles: the T 750 tank with spore guns and plasma blast cannon and the Light Attack Bike, the LAB for short equipped with Plasma machine gun and a Flamethrower" Keira said.

"Ok spore gun, what exactly does it do?" Jak asked

"Tess you can tell him seeing as you're the gun expert" Keira said.

"Umm… Tess" Jak turned round and saw her and Daxter snogging, "Not exactly what I wanted to see" he muttered and prized her and Daxter apart, "save that for later cause I personally don't want to see two ottsel's snogging".

"OK, the spore gun" Tess tried not to but couldn't help herself blushing, "Well it shoots darts with tiny spores that weaken the opponents body and then a well aimed blaster shot will finish them off"

"Great sounds cool" Jak said that trying to hint he would like one, and Keira caught his drift and threw him a smaller version for his morph gun.

"Ok anything I've missed?" Torn asked but it looked like no one could think of anything. Then suddenly his com-link flashed up and Vin appeared in the centre of the table.

"Yeah, like what improvements can we make to the Eco Extractor Beam?" Vin floated towards Jak to try and take a test but his image became all fuzzy and he dissapered as suddenly as he had appeared shouting "I must have a virus, people are still after me even when I'm a cyber head!" he mumbled crazily

Torn took his com-link off his wrist and smacked it on the table, "Come on you piece of crap work", a couple of smacks later and it jumped back to life, "Bloody dodgy connection" Torn grumbled.

"You can say that again" Vin's voice came crackling through, edged with static; "I suppose I'll just have to juice up its power".

"Sounds like a plan everyone get some shut eye, and we'll see about separating Light and Dark from Jak tomorrow" Ashelin said and winked at Torn.

"Someone ain't gonna get much sleep tonight! ROAW!" chuckled Daxter making a clawing motion in the air. Torn and Ashelin immediately shot Daxter a look that said 'Shut up or become a fur rug' Daxter jumped up and said "Sheesh! Does nobody appreciate my sense of humour around here?" He mumbled as everyone began to head their separate ways