Title: Professor Snape's Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: Ivory Tower
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns all Harry Potter characters and concepts.
On the first day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me a death glare for all to see.
On the second day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the third day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments of the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me nine rabid house elves, eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me ten spankings (great gift!), nine rabid house elves, eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me eleven decayed mandrakes, ten spankings (thank you sir! May I have another?), nine rabid house elves, eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me twelve moldy knickers (yuck!), eleven decayed mandrakes, ten spankings (yes! Yes! Again!), nine rabid house elves, eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
Whew!
~FIN~
Author: Ivory Tower
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns all Harry Potter characters and concepts.
On the first day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me a death glare for all to see.
On the second day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the third day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments of the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me nine rabid house elves, eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me ten spankings (great gift!), nine rabid house elves, eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me eleven decayed mandrakes, ten spankings (thank you sir! May I have another?), nine rabid house elves, eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Professor Snape gave to me twelve moldy knickers (yuck!), eleven decayed mandrakes, ten spankings (yes! Yes! Again!), nine rabid house elves, eight nasty curses, seven cauldrons of undiluted bubbotubber pus, six bottles of poison, five points from Gryffindor, four insults, three essay assignments on the properties of dragon tongues, two detentions, and a death glare for all to see.
Whew!
~FIN~