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Author's Note: I love Bree/Karl, so I hope Bree gets away from Orson soon.


Bree Van De Kamp can't believe she's going to get married again. And this time, it's to the last person she ever expected – Karl Mayer, Susan's ex-husband. They're marrying at City Hall, since this is the third wedding for both of them.

All of their close friends are going to be in attendance – Including Bree's best friend and Karl's ex-wife, Susan Delfino. Evan is best man, MJ Delfino is ring bearer, and Lynette and Tom's two year old twin daughters Piper and Phaedra are flower girls. Small roles, but Bree wanted to involve the youngest residents of Wisteria Lane. Karl is moving in with her, because Bree doesn't want to leave her friends. Besides, Karl and Susan are friends now.

Bree stands up and prepares to walk down the "aisle". She takes a deep breath and smiles as she sees Karl.

She can't wait to start the rest of her life today. Today is the beginning of her new life.

Bree Van De Kamp is thrilled to become Bree Mayer.

Years later, Bree and Karl will tell their many grandchildren about how he rescued her from an unhappy marriage and she fell in love with him. Their wedding is a story the grandchildren love to hear about.