HELLO FF-ERS,MY NAME'S THE INTERVIEWER AND THIS IS MY FIRST STORY.

I CAME ACROSS SGT-FROG/KERORO GUNSO BY ACCIDENT ONCE AND GOT HOOKED EVER SINCE.

IT MAKES YOU LAUGH LIKE CRAZY AND I AM A MAN WHO LIKES TO LAUGH!.

THIS FANFIC WILL BE A SERIES OF ONE-SHOTS(MAYBE MORE) CONCENTRATING ON THE FUYUMOMO PAIRING WHICH IS RARE ON THIS SITE.

IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A FUYUMOMO STORY,FEEL FREE TO REVIEW OR PM IT.

BTW,I WANNA SEE SOME REVIEWS SO I COULD KNOW THAT MY STORY IS BEING READ.

3,2,1,KERO,KERO,KERO...

It was a calm spring day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping,it was calm.

Apart from two houses.

One was small,quaint, the type of house an ordinary man could afford.

"KERO! I'm out of glue! FUYUKI-DONO!"

The called blue-haired guy was in his room, reading yet another paranormal book for occult club material, even though there were only two people in it.

Unfortunately for the frog, a certain red-head was listening to DJ Mutsumi and he was about to declare the winner of the contest for which the main prize is that the winner gets to meet Mutsumi in person.

The radio went "And the winner is..."

Natsumi thought 'Please be me, please be me...'

"KERO! I'm out of glue! FUYUKI-DONO!"

the shout blocked Natsumi from hearing the winner.

"STUPID FROG!"

"KERO!"

"I WAS JUST ABOUT TO HEAR THE WINNER OF THE 'MEET MUTSUMI' CONTEST!"

Just then, Fuyuki came to the shouting hipocenter,the living room.

"Sarge, is everything alright?"

"FUYUKI-DONO, I NEED YOUR HELP, I..."

he was muffled by Natsumi's palm.

"STOP SHOUTING!"

"YOU JUST SHOUTED!"

"THAT'S IT, NO GUNDAMS FOR A WEEK!"

"KERO! PLEASE DON'T, PLEEEASE!"

Just then,a battle hardened frog veteran entered the room.

"KERORO, YOU AND YOUR GUNDAMS. IF YOU FOCUSED ON CONQUERING THE WORLD INSTEAD OF ON THOSE TOYS, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE BY NOW!"

Then he pulled out his gun and destroyed his in-progress gundam.

"NO! THAT WAS MY NEWEST XJ-S3456 ULTRA RARE LIGHT BLUE AND PINK GUNDAM, IT COST ME A THREE-MONTH ALLOWENCE TO BUY IT!"

While he was mourning over the loss of a valuable item, a certain navy blue-haired boy was thinking

A/N:Maybe a bit OOC,but what are you gonna do?

'Blue and pink,huh? That reminds me of Momoka-chan. WAIT A MINUTE! WHEN DID I START CALLING HER MOMOKA-CHAN? Come to think of it,it sounds nice. Momoka-chan...'

Unfortunately for him, he mumbled the last part loud enough for everyone in the living room to hear him.

Natsumi and Keroro said "OOOOOOH, FUYUKI(-DONO in Keroro's case), are you having feelings for Momoka-chan?"

Fuyuki said "WHAT? I'M NOT!"

Unfortunately,the blush on his face was clearly visible.

Keroro said "OOOOH IT'S JUST LIKE GIRORO WITH..."

His talk was mumbled by a grenade stuffed in his face by Giroro and then he was thrown out in the backyard after activating the grenade

BOOOOOM!

KEROOOO!

He started flying up in the air with his usual afro.

Giroro said "Just ignore him" with a light blush.

Natsumi said "OOOOOk, so Fuyuki,i gotta talk to you about girls, so you can woo her. If all goes well,you'll be wooing Momoka in bed in no time! Teehee!"

Fuyuki started blushing cherry red all over his face, he had a nosebleed and he got smoke coming out of his ears

"WHAT?"

"Calm down Fuyuki i was just kidding, but we'll still have the talk"

While the siblings were talking, a certain blue haired rich girl was thinking in her massive mansion

'I need to think of another Fuyuki-plan, but what? I ran out of ideas'

Just then a green,white and black blur crashed in her room in the Nishizawa mansion where she was thinking.

Afro Keroro mumbled "Fuyuki...love...Momoka...Kero" before passing out

'WHAT? FUYUKI LIKES ME?! IT MUST MEAN THAT KERORO TOLD HIM ABOUT MY FEELINGS FOR HIM! THAT LITTLE...'

Just then, Momoka has gone little miss spiky-haired psycho and threw passed out Keroro out through the window. Then, she calmed down.

'Maybe he'll confess to me tomorrow during the occult club meeting! What if he doesn't? Then I'll tell him about my feelings. At least I know he likes me'

Then she started daydreaming again.

At the same time, Natsumi was talking to Fuyuki about important stuff.

"And then,after you get her attention,start talking slowly and calmly so she can understand you. You should complment her,and then say that you love her. Do everything as I just said correctly and I'll have a sister-in-law in no time"

Fuyuki went blushing again

"WE AREN'T EVEN ADULTS!"

"JK"

Just then,a big crash was heard in their backyard. The siblings came out of the house to see Keroro(who was gaining conscience) crashed on Giroro's tent and a big lump under the crashed tent.

"KEROROOO..."

"KERO!"

BOOOM!POW!CRASH!KAPOW!

the next day,Fuyuki was in school,thinking about the grand confession,during class.

At the same time,Momoka was doing the same thing.

They thought 'I'll confess today during occult club,we'll be alone'

Unfortunately,they mumbled their thoughts loud enough for the teacher to hear,

"HINATA,NISHIZAWA,STOP THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER AND FOCUS ON THE CLASS!"

The entire class,apart from the blushing pair,burst into laughter.

It was time for the occult club. The subject today was alien sightings(since he lives with aliens,he gets enough of them for a lifetime)

"And so,having in mind their superior technology..."

They were thinking 'The meeting's almost over,i gotta tell him/her now!'

"Fuyuki-kun,I..."

"Momoka-chan,I..."

"FUYUKI-DONO,HELP!"

"STUPID FROG,GET OVER HERE!"

Natsumi was chasing Keroro because he was playing with his Gundams,even though he was grounded from them and they ran into the classroom where the Occult club meeting was held.

Just then,Momoka has gone little miss spiky-haired psycho,yet again,and yelled

"CAN'T YOU GIVE US SOME PRIVACY HERE!"

Keroro flew out the window,thanks to Momoka,yet again.

"KEROOOOOO!"

Momoka calmed down

Just then,a teacher came in the classroom

"THIS IS A SCHOOL,NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE,GET OUT IMMEDIATELY!"

"Sorry" they all said,and they exited the school

As they were walking home,Natsumi spoke up(with guilt) "Sorry for disturbing you guys"

"It's OK",the other two spoke

They arrived just outside of the Hinata house.

"Well,it was fun walking with you guys,I'll see you tomorrow", Momoka spoke with sadness in her voice

As she was just about to go her way,Fuyuki took her hand and hugged her

"I can't wait to see you tomorrow", said Fuyuki

"Same here", said Momoka as he let go of her and she started going home

The siblings entered the house just in time to see Angol Moa taking care of Keroro

They went upstairs,and Natsumi spoke up

"We need to think of a way for you to confess to Momoka"

"But what?"

"I was thinking..."

AFRO GUNSO,AFRO GUNSO,AFRO GUNSO,EYY,AFRO!WOW!

Sorry if you wanted to read the confession but I wanted the story to progress a little before I add the confession scene

This is the first chapter of my one-shot series. If you have any ideas for the next chapter,review or PM me.

I want at least 5 reviews before I even think of another chapter!

HAVE A FROGGIN GOOD TIME!

THE INTERVIEWER