This is my new story Fan Fiction Addicts!

I don't own Inuyasha, any of it's Charactors(I'm tired ok? Sue me!)...(or rather don't thanks xD) Everything belongs to it's rightful owners, including any Brands I mention. This Disclaimer goes thought the story.

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Words: Sorry for short length!! 1,000+ words

Summary:

Kagome accidentally lost her laptop in the Feudal Era, and somehow, someway, Bankotsu and the rest of the Band of Seven has invaded Fanfiction! Now they're on a rampage, ranting and praising on any pairing they can find!

Rated M for: implied stuff, language, possible violence

I don't bash/agree with any pairings as me in this, This is what I think the Band of Seven would think, Kay?

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If this is someone's actual screen name it's total coicidence(I suck at spelling tonight)!!

Kyokotsu: Human-Kyokotsu-Monster

Ginkotsu: MetalheartedMan

Mukotsu: PrettyToxicBoy (I made this up in one of those "It would be so funny if..." Coversation about Mukotsu)

Suikotsu: Doctorsleepingbones (Made his this one because "Sui" means sleeping, and "Kotsu" means bones(I've heard from someone it means "skills" but more people have told me it's "Bones" despite that's the name they died with xP)

Jakotsu: Inuyasha-is-Hawt (You can guess why)

Renkotsu: RenkotsuIsn'tGay (you find out in a minute)

Bankotsu: BanryuuAngel (Another "that would be so funny if..." conversations about Ban.)

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Inuyasha/Kagome (PART 1!!)

Jakotsu finally got the Magic "Mac" as it was called.

Renkotsu hadn't gotten off since he found out there was Renkotsu/Suikotsu pairings. Renkotsu was on a rampage reviewing all the Renkotsu/Suikotsu pairing Fan-Fics he could find before Jakotsu finally pried him off it.

He laughed to him self as he read over Renkotsu's shoulder as he wrote one review,

"The the hell is this crap? Everyone knows Renkotsu ISN'T GAY! IDIOT!!"

Jakotsu had it memorized Renkotsu's screen name was "RenkotsuIsn'tGay"

Jakotsu finally logged on his account they'd made. Inuyasha-is-Hawt. it fit him perfectly didn't it?

Jakotsu searched randomly before coming across a Fan-fic. He read the discription and instantly was astonished.

An Inuyasha- Kagome pairing? Inuyasha and KAGOME? Kagome's a woman! Besides Inuyasha's too good for her!

Jakotsu sighed and rested his head in his hand. Women are the root of evil. At this thought he smiled again. He searched for Jakotsu-Inuyasha pairings. He was dissapointed on the number of fan-fics. So many less than Inuyasha/Kagome pairings!

Jakotsu's brow furrowed and as if to say "Yeah so?" replied to it in a "Hmph!"

He clicked a random one and read silently.

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"Jakotsu!" Jakotsu looked up from the fan-fic he was reading. Bankotsu stood leaning on a tree, Banryuu in hand.

"Bankotsu! What're you doing here?" Jakotsu asked, waving and smiling to his leader. Bankotsu came over and sat beside Jakotsu. leaning the massive halberd on the tree.

"You've been gone for quite a while. We were getting worried." He supplied the answer. "What're you doing?"

"Reading!" Jakotsu smiled.

"Fanfiction, right?" Bankotsu smirked to Jakotsu. When they first found the thing they weren't sure why Inuyasha's name was under "Anime" (What ever that was) And soon they realized, "Fanfiction" was just a bunch of stalkers of everyone that existed and some even had very dirty minds!(Jakotsu noted that the pair-ers of Inuyasha with anyone except Jakotsu had a dirty mind.)

At first the whole Band of Seven was watching their backs because they knew the stalkers were watching. THat's the only way they knew all of their names. But no! These stupid idiots were too quick and stealthy to get caught.

"Yep! Fanfiction on Inuyasha of course!" Jakotsu smiled, yet again. Bankostu was starting to wonder if Jakotsu's face would stick like that. 'It would be very strange if he was smiling like and someone was about to kill him...'

"Why am I not suprised?" Bankotsu sighed, accessing his over dramatic side.

Jakotsu stood with a start, tipping the Magic Mac, but it topple back into place. "Bankotsu! I can't believe it! People actually suggest Kagome is good for Inuyasha! " Jakotsu stomped his foot childishly. He stomped his foot Jakotsu-like.

"Well, I'm sure some people do..." Bankotsu thought over it. Kagome is a girl.

"What do you think, brother?" Jakotsu crouched over, so he was eye-level with Bankotsu's bright blue orbs.

Bankotsu chuckled nervously,"Well, uh..."

Jakotsu saved him from answering. "Brother, if I see someone who thinks that Kagome-brat is better for Inuyasha than a blade of grass, can I kill them?"

Bankotsu pretended to think it over, just to amuse himself with Jakotsu's reaction.

"Pretty please?" Jakotsu begged. Bankotsu smiled. Jakotsu was making the biggest puppy-eyes you'd ever see.

Normal ones say "PLEASE? If you don't then I'll cry." and these said "OH PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE for Kami's sake! If you don't I'll never EVER forgive you!"

Bankotsu smiled. "Sure, just don't kill anyone too important." Bankotsu shrugged. That would actually help. It would give more fuel to add to the fire when Jakotsu fights someone.

Jakotsu was litteraly jumping for joy. He hugged Bankotsu, leaned over and closed the Magic Mac, and handed it to Bankotsu.

"Thank you, Bankotsu!" Jakotsu smiled, picked up Jakotsutuo(the snake-like sword) and happily skipped off to the castle the seven had taken over the day before.

Bankotsu blinked a few times, then smiled. Good old Jakotsu.

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Yep 5th story! yay me!!

I have 3 more pairings I shall start with you, the readers must review Pairings! The best shall make it to the story!!

(Mystical Genie) The pairings I hold in my hands are:

Mir/San

Kik/Inu

Jak/Inu (I Fing hate this pairing but it would be good to see Jakotsu being Jakotsu again! XD)

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Oh yeah about he Part 1 thing, I am going to make 50 pairings in this story thingy. Inu/Kag is the first. Inu/Kag is the last. Inu/Kag is also 25th. It touches the 3 main people who care, or are written about in fanfics, and these include:

Jakotsu (Of course.)

?? (Cuz I'm a supporter)

Mukotsu

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Yeah. I'm really busy on my other stories, so I'll update when I get the chance.

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