Disclaimer: Me No Own The Smexii Cullens :(

AN: My friend bugged me to write a sequel to What Is Up With Emmett so... Here it is!

With this story i'm going to try to make longer chapters so dont expect me to get right to the point like i did with the other story, but as i write more chapters, i'm expecting Emmett to make more destruction in his wake. R&R and give me some ideas of what Emm should do

BPOV

-Bella, Emmett, and Edward are sitting in the Cullen's living room watching the Discovery channel-

"Grr… another bear documentary!" I said, pouting a little in Edward's direction so that he would get the hint that I wanted the channel changed.

"WHAT! Grizzly Bears are the shizz! You better take that back Bella!" yelled Emmett.

"Calm down Emmett, you know that as long as I'm here, you can't do anything to Bella" Edward said without moving his eyes from the screen.

"Especially after what you did to her last time."

Me, trying to stay away from the topic of Emmett's last assault on my social status and dignity, decided to change the subject before a fight broke out.

"Well you know what animal I think is the 'shizz', Emmett? Cats! They're the best!" I say while smiling.

At the mention of cats I noticed Edward get alert, watching me out the corner of his eyes while suppressing a smile.

"I'm sorry Bella, I love 'cats' as much as you do except that I don't think they would be on the Discovery channel right now and if they were I think my stomach might actually growl." He chuckled at his little joke. As I think about what he said, I realize that I never heard his stomach growl before.

"Eddie, can you be quiet, I'm trying to write down this recipe for this Grizzly soup" Emmett says while frantically writing something on a piece of paper. I feel my eyes widen as I stare at him then at the tv.

Edward rubs my back and whispers in my ear, "Don't worry, Love. He's playing. I doubt they make grizzly bear soup recipes and if they did I wouldn't want Emmett bringing some of it home."

Emmett hears him and shouts, "Hey! I'm a great cook! Just ask Bella! She's eaten plenty of my cooking before and look at her! With all that extra protein she looks ten times as delicious as before!"

Once again I stare at Emmett in mock horror and make a mental note to never let him cook for me again. I wonder what kind of things he slipped into my meals while I was being dazzled by Edward… rabbits? Bears? Deer? Maybe even squirrel… I bet he would get a kick out that that… I don't know why I never learn my lesson and just stop trusting him.

What shocks me out of my thoughts is the sound of Edward laughing. He was actually laughing at me!! I instantly grew angry.

"What's so funny?!" I turn and yell at him.

As soon as the words leave my mouth he kisses me and I'm temporarily dazzled, I can't even remember why I was mad at him. Then I hear the most dreaded words I have ever heard in my life for the second time this month:

"I'm bored. Bella? Do you have any suggestions?" Emmett was grinning at me and he had that look in his eyes. The same look that was telling me that Emmett was up to something and somehow I was going to be involved.

AN: LOI, I'm Sorry, I'm a little hungry lol, and i picture the Cullens watching Animal Planet and the Discovery channel to get their recipes instead of the Food Network so i put that in. But Yea.. I'm with Bella, i LOVE cats and i always end up being involved in someone else's, -cough- mine -cough-, schemes. R&R :)

dont 4get to give me ideas of what Emm should do