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Once upon a time, there was Maple Story. An MMORPG where there are living mushrooms and the goal of the game is to kill them. This is a story about a character in that game and how he learned its secrets.

Chapter 1: A Newbie Beginning

Hi! My name is Kouki. I am the chosen one destined to unveil the secrets of Maple Story. This is my story:

Since the beginning of time, I was in the world of Maple Story. I just wasn't activated yet. One day, while I was frozen in a chunk of ice, I was suddenly transported into something that looked like a big tree. The walls were made out of wood and had the strange smell of wet sawdust. Outside the windows, there were giant branches reaching out to the sky with thick clumps of lush, green leaves. For some reason there were people all around me and a small conveyor belt in the middle of the room. I also felt like I was wearing tights so I looked at my clothes. I was wearing a skin tight leotard and a funky looking hat. After closer inspection, I noticed that my hat resembled that of an apple. Since I had no idea where I was and what I should do, I decided to ask one of the many people there.

"Excuse me sir, where am I?"

"Welcome to Maple Island... Welcome to Maple Island..."

After a few moments, I decided that the man was retarded.

"Excuse me miss, where is this?"

"Do you accept my quest to kill some monsters?"

"What? Monsters? No way!"

I decided that everyone in the room was retarded, and I also decided to figure out everything myself. I wandered around in the room and after a while, I found a sign. It read:

"Maple Island: Training Camp"

I finally figured out that I was in a training camp and that the people I talked to weren't real. I felt relieved and decided to follow some arrows near the sign. The arrows lead me into a training zone where I learned the art of whacking a snail with a stick. When I completed the training I was transported outside and I didn't have a weird leotard or hat anymore. I had a t-shirt and some shorts.