Blood Tears
Chapter 1
Hello. My name is Saileo Vilit Mon Kristle Kroh Skitzofrinia. But you can call me Friniai. I am a 16 yr old angsty kawaii teen that loves goff moosic, kpop and saving the world. Saving the world with my kawaii clan of werewolves. We normally wear lumberjack clothes but most the time we are naked so we don't ruin clothes when we change into werewolves. At first it was weired but then it was okay. We are like a nudist colony. Those exist ok? Anyway we are also vegan, at one with nature. That's why we are werewolves. We are nature. Nature needs to sometimes take a form. Which is us. We have red eyes like blood but normally we wear contacts that are also red so we have double red eyes. That's more red than they red eyes/. Not like in a picture, but red eyes. We aren't like most werewolves. We save the world in a safe nad humane way, through dance. Other werewolves kill ofr pleasure, but we aren't like other werewolves. Beyonce helps us. She taught us all we know about saving the world. She is a gud mentor. Who run the world…..werewolves.
I was walking around naked one day with Crisco (he is sew sexah). Hes real name is Tuxedo Sexii Panik at the Crisco. Like panic at the disco but with Crisco. He is really sexi like his name. His parents are smart. We were walking around in our house. Naked. Suddenly, Crisco says to me,
"Frinia!"
"What Crisco?" I said.
"Can I make you breakfast?"
"Why?" I asked.
"Cuz, I don't feel like I am one with nature anymore…. Or at least since yesterday. I think I need to practice making vegan."
I didn't want him to make me vegan though. He always burns the lettuce. It reminds me of bacon. That makes my heart sad. (AN: For those that didn't know beacon is not vega )
"Oh, I…um… I… I have to go." I said and ran out of the room.
I bumped into Pola, who was also naked.
"Oh look its viagra." I said. Pola is actually called Sailor Bi Viagara Fire Crotch Poland. But Pola is easier to say.
"oh hi loser." She said while putting an "L" up on her forehead.
"Ur mean." I said. And I walked away triumphantly. I walked into my room and turned on some kawaii music. I really like PSY. He is so kakoii. But, I wasn't feeling so kakoii. I really hate Pola vagina. Her name is so ugly like her face. My is mor kawaii. Her face is like a salt mine. Her face makes children dream nightmares. Her face makes me think of potatos. Her voice sounds like a peacock without feathers. She is so ugly. I wish that a cat would pee on her everyone would say "ew who smells like cat pee". That would make me happier than I am now. Suddenly, Beyonce burst into my room.
"FRINIA! WHY ARE U NEKIKD?!"