Because my friends have been asking for these. The PRANK RULES and the KYUUBI RULES TO LIVE BY. I decided to have some fun, and put them to the stories that inspired them. Some will be longer than others, some will be shorter. However, all of them will be funny.

Description: It's a rare thing for a human to live with a demon. Even rarer is when the human is only a child. As they get to know each other, what happened to make Kyuubi create the Prank Rules and the Rules to Live By? What did the Sanbi have to do anything? What's the story behind the oil and matches? Why are razors and glue banned from the house? And what's up with the sheep?! Let's just say that life will never be the same for these two again!

Merry Christmas People!

Disclaimer: I'M BROKE PEOPLE!

KYUUBI RULES TO LIVE BY

RULE NUMBER ONE:

Kyuubi had a hard time believing what was before his eyes. He'd only stepped out to do a quick run around his territory. How in the world could one small three-year-old human do this much damage in under an hour?! The rice flour was all over the walls and floor, and water made it a sticky gluey mess in areas. Chopped vegetables were strewn about the room, curry had boiled over and was a congealed mess on the floor and stove, a bottle of cooking oil was missing, and cooked and uncooked rice were stuck to the walls and the ceiling. 'Wonder how it got all the way up there,' he mused angrily. 'And... is that nori up there?' he thought as he looked up at a random blob of green on the ceiling. Even as he stared, his Hitodama were starting to pick themselves up, and were starting to clean up the kitchen.

The fox took a deep breath before turning and storming out after his ward. This wasn't the first area the little human had hit that day. The bathroom was a small lake of water and soap, and only the quick work of the Hitodama had saved the wooden floors from warping. Paints had been splashed on the walls, including what seemed to be finger-drawn portraits of Kyuubi and Nibi. Two more of the little sprites were leaning those off, including the little sand-colored sprite that technically belonged to Shukaku.

Looking at the little spirit, the fox made a mental note to thank the creature and feed it again as he stormed down the hallway. Hitodama were spirits created by the Bijuu, and as such, had to be fed, or recharged periodically. Kyuubi wasn't responsible for the little sand-colored flame, but he was the best chance they had of finding Shukaku, so every now and then, the fox would offer a little youki to sustain the creature.

Turning a corner, the demon yelped suddenly as his feet tried to fly out from underneath him. Clawed fingers dug into the wall as he steadied himself, only to groan as he looked down to find a broken bottle. 'Well, now I know where that cooking oil went,' he thought in annoyance as he carefully picked his way around the slick mess.

Angry now, the fox turned the corner and threw open the sliding door to Naruto's room. The little boy was sitting on his floor, paints spread about him, and his walls covered in more 'paintings.' Immediately, large blue eyes turned up at the fox, pleading pitifully for love and mercy. A lip pulled out and trembled as the child sniffled a little.

Kyuubi growled high in his throat as he picked the boy up by the back of his stained haori. "The cute look no longer works. You're helping to clean up this mess!" he ordered, carrying the boy out into the hall. One of the Hitodama floated over with a rag and bucket as he placed the boy down in front of the slick of oil. "And you can start with this!"

KYUUBI RULE NUMBER ONE:

THE CUTE LOOK NO LONGER WORKS

There will be MANY more of these later! I just wanted to post this as a Christmas present for all my Fox Leaves Fans. The next chapter for Fox Leaves is being worked on, and should be posted shortly.

Hope you enjoyed this!