This is my first story, hopefully its good, not gonna be a shit writer, with teh werst sperlling evera, lol, but really people, spell check is there for a reason. thanks for clicking on this story, hopefully your amused (Queen Victoria reverence).

Do you ever wish you were somewhere you could never go to? Lets say a alternate universe, or some far away land, anywhere. That's exactly what I wished during my senior year, specifically during SAT testing. It wasn't hard or anything, but the hours after I finished were boring as hell. I sat their staring at the clock waiting for the big hand to reach 3:15

I stared at the clock, then at my pocket, where my phone was. I thought about pulling it out, check Facebook, play a game, anything to keep me occupied. As I took it out of my pocket, the Teacher honed in on my position, and swapped it out of my hand.

This is where it gets weird. First of all, her nasty wool slippers she wore for pajama day created a electric charge. Secondly, I was holding a metal device, and that boosted the charge, and thirdly, I thought possible the most random sentence in my life. i wish i was playing pokemon now.

ZAP! My body felt wierd, as it should, having a massively dramatic electric shock tear through your body, and I didn't see anything. I heard screams, voices, but saw nothing, I heard someone scream "black hole!" and "run!" and heard a loud explosion.

I heard birds as I awoke. Looking around, I saw trees and grass, and a trail of blood. I stood up, and looked at my torn and burned clothes, and melted shoe soles. I sighed, how did this happen? I walked forward on the trail and saw a sign.

"Route 7, Kanto."

"Weird." I muttered to myself. I kept walking, watching sun rise in the distance."Shit" i thought "I'm going to be in so much trouble when i get back!"

Running ahead, I saw a small dog laying in a pool of blood nearly as big as itself. I ran over, trying to help it, when I realized something.

I wasn't anywhere near my town, or my universe.

I realized it was an eevee as i checked it's pulse. I fumbled around its neck area until I found a vein. I found a slow, but steady heartbeat. Finding the wound, I realized it was burned. "oh crap, did i hurt it when i came here?" I tried to pick it up, but as soon as i grabbed it, it howled in pain.

"VEEEE!" it screamed.

"Shit, i'm so sorry, but i need to pick you up!"

it opened its eyes and looked at me "Vee" it nodded, and clenched its teeth together. I stroked its cheek for a second, then grabbed it by the armpits and stomach. The pain was immediate. "EEVEE" it screamed, crying in pain. I carried it for miles, unfortunately when i got into a town, named Celedon, it had already passed out. As i reached the entrance to a Pokemon center, I held her in one arm and opened the door. The air conditioned air felt good on my skin as i walked in. The nurse at the desk took one look and rushed over to my side. "What happend?" she asked as she took the pokemon in her arms. "A Arcanine surprised us both, and burned all of my stuff" I lied, realizing i had to in order to be here. The nurse nodded and carried her to a operating room. I sat down, and look at the desk. 30 minutes later, she came back with some files and a pokeball.

"Here is a replacement pokeball, and fill out these forms to get your trainer card back." She said with a smile

"i don't have any money, it all got burned." I said, which wasn't exactly a lie, because my wallet was melted in my pocket

"It doesnt cost anything sir, all free!" she said with enthusiasm

"Ok, may i have a pen?" i said, trying to be polite.

"yes you may!" she ran back to the desk and brought a pen back

She walked back into the back, and brought the eevee back, and put it beside me.

"Here she is sir, all better!"

I smiled and thanked her, then sighed in relief as i didn't have to do a gender check, and finished the form. She brought me back a change of clothes, a room key, and a card that looked like a drivers license. i thanked her and went to the room number, and smiled when i saw the bed. I gently placed her down, and found a towel, which i took to the shower with me. i removed all of my clothes, and looked at the ashy heap that they were, and threw them in the trash can. I started the shower, and waited until it was warm, and got in. as i showered, i heard a small creak by the door. i looked out of the shower, and their was the eevee.

"Vee..." it said, blushing like mad.

"Ummmm" i said blushing too.

It turned around and ran out, and I finished the shower. I walked out, and it ran by my legs to the toilet. I laughed and lay down on the bed, turning on the TV. The eevee walked out, and look at me with a blush. It looked around, and saw the nightstand. It ran over and jumped on it, then jumped on the bed, or tried to at least. Instead it landed on my crotch, and I curled in pain. afer a minute of saying goodbye to my balls, I looked at it, and smiled and said

"that hurt"

She smiled and nodded, walking over to my arm, and nudged it. I put my arm on her back and pet her. she lay down and closed her eyes, and after a while fell asleep. I looked at the trainer card i got. on the back was a organ donation sheet, and a small printed paragraph.

"I, David Johnson, agree by signing this document, that I will never abuse or hurt my pokemon. I shall protect it from harm, and feed it as needed. I will release them if they will, and capture it through fair methods. i will never kill or mame my pokemon, and will be responsible on my journey."

Below that their was a place to sign, so I found a pen a signed it. I looked at the eevee and back at the trainer card and thought,

"this is going to be fun!"