Aeris and Cloud were walking in the park together watching the sunrise. Aeris's face went blank when a face was seen in the sun- a baby's face! She thought she must be dreaming and kept walking with Cloud. She then turned around to the sound of evil laughter. Muahahahahahaha. Behind Aeris and Cloud were 4 teletubbies. Red, yellow, green, and purple short funny- lookin' people. The Teletubbies were jumping up and down yelling "POOPIE!" Cloud thought they were harmless so he decided to jump up and down too. Laa- Laa stopped so did everybody else 'cept Cloud. Aeris looked puzzled. Laa- Laa suddenly jumped on Cloud's head. Aeris screamed. Laa- Laa started to knaw on Cloud's head, but Cloud thought it felt soooo good. Aeris screamed again. Blood was spaying everywhere. Laa-Laa motioned for the others to come. Aeris couldn't resist. Her Canine teeth started to grow long; they grew until she looked like a saber-tooth tiger. She started to go over to Cloud, then sucked on his neck. Saran Wrap came flying out of nowhere and hit Aeris on the head. She fell to the ground and Po stated to tell her all the Poopie Stages. GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN- YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skidmarks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self-explanatory. GEE-I- WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKSPOOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! Aeris got sick of hearing Po talk so she mind-controlled Twinky-Winky to pick up the Saran Wrap and hit Po on the head. Twinky-Winky did so and Po fell to the ground. Dipsy walked by when he started to shake and POOF a t.v. popped out of his stomach. The Revo- Matic commercial was on. Cloud came out know where with his bloody head and a remote control in his hand. He changed it to news but Aeris thought that was really boring so she turned the t.v. off. Dipsy started to shake and POOF the t.v. disappeared. Then Laa- Laa cam by and started to shake when POP he turned into a piece of popcorn. Then Donkey-Kong came and started to hug Cloud.