You slammed your plate onto the table, a scowl prominantly etched on your face. You burried your head in your hands, and groaned.

"What's wrong, _?" A familiar voice asked you. You peered up slightly, only to be greeted with the raven haired Mikasa, your best friend.

"Jean. Thats whats wrong." You growled, your words laced with venom. Mikasa sighed.

"Again? Can that douche not take a hint?" Mikasa snapped, her eyes flaming with fury. You put a hand on her shoulder, as to calm her down.

"No, Mika." You said, exasperated. You heard a humf come from Mikasa and remembered all of todays events. All the horrible things thst involved the arrogant blonde that didnt get the memo.

- Flashback -

You wandered through the wooden halls, to reach the lunch hall as for the whole day, your stomach had been growling like a titan. Suddenly, a strong weight caught you and you were pushed against the wall. You didnt even have to look up.

"Jean. Get. The. Fuck. Off. Me." You spoke slowly, a threatening tone to your voice. The blonde just laughed.

"I know you want me really, _" Jean attempted to be seductive, but ended up looking like a little boy who was trying to hit on a high schooler. You attempted to shake him off you, but the grip he had was stronger than you thought.

"No Jean, I really don't. Your an ignorant prick, now get the hell out of my face before I break your arms." You calmly said, and a slight sound of horror escaped Jean's lips, before the edges of them twisted up into a grin.

"Not if I break yours first." He teased, grabbing your arms and pinning them roughly above your head. The soft skin of your hands dubbed against the hard wood of the wall, and splinters broke into them.

"I will never date you, Jean. Get that into that thick head of yours." You spat, harshly. Jean seemed shocked for a moment, before his eyes flickered in fury.

"You little..." He started, before leaning forward to kiss you. You turned away, trying to escape him. But that was until you heard a thud and you were released from Jean's grasp.

You looked back up, and was surprised to see Jean doubled over in pain on the floor, and a familiar man stood beside him, his arms crossed.

"Thanks Captain..." You tried to speak, but it came out as a whisper. You could have sworn you saw the tiniest smile on his face, but quickly shook it off. The Captain doesnt smile...

"Dont worry about it, brat. Oh, and by the way..." His usual monotone voice spoke, as he stepped over a crying Jean and approached you. He placed a finger under your chin and lifted your head up, looking into your (e/c) eyes. It was at this moment you took the time to gaze into his ash grey ones, looking at even the specks of blue that illuminated it them.

"Call me Levi." He said, before turning on his heel and walking away, like nothing had happened. The hot breath that came from his still lay around your face, like a spell. There was one aroma that came from it that could only be reconized as... Lavander?

You stood there, baffled at your own thoughts. Why had you lingered around Levi for so long? Why had he gotten so close? Wasnt the Jean barrier close enough to talk over? These thoughts swirled around your head, as you repeated one thing to yourself;

I dont like Captain Levi.

- Flashback over -

As you pushed the stray crumbs around the plate, you casually listened into other peoples conversations. It wasnt a choice, you just happened to be in earshot.

"I heard from someone that he is really fit."

"But hes so small! I know hes humanities strongest, but being 5 foot with a six pack is NOT possible."

Ah, so they were talking about Levi. Now you couldnt resist hearing what else they had to say.

"Well, Eren told me something really weird; just cause hes small, doesnt mean hes lacking, if you know what I mean."

Your eyes widened as the two recruits talked. A strange piture came into your head and you gagged slightly, cursing your graphic imagination.

"Hey _, can I ask you something?" Hanji asked, sliding next to you, pushing up her glasses. You raised an eyebrow, before slowly nodding.

"Well, a little birdie told me that Levi got close to you this morning, is that true?" She asked, excitedly, her words coming out as a hyper squeal. You gulped. Who could have told her? Who could have seen? Who could have... Jean.

"I guess, it wasnt anything sexual." You said, picking up a breadcrumb and swallowing it hungrily. Thats not the only thing you could be swallowing... You mentally slapped yourself. Those were not the kind of thoughts one of the strongest recruits should be having. Expecially not about there superior...

"Well, I need you to do something for me..." Hanji started, trailing off. You looked at her with confused eyes. Please dont be disecting a titan... Please dont be dissecting a titan..

"Do you think you could find out whether Levi really has a six pack?" When Hanji said this, you nearly choked on air. Since when was Hanji into that stuff?! Titan dissection would be safer than trying to see Levi shirtless.

"I beg your parden?!" You spluttered out, your breath hitching.

"Rumours are going around alot, and I wanna give everyone the true answer. Eren and Armin are the only people that will know it was you that found out! Come on, _!" Hanji pleaded, doing the puppy dog eyes even Erwin couldnt refuse.

"Fine, but why Eren and Armin?" You gave in. Hanji squealed like a lovesick schoolgirl... Oh wait.

"Because, they have a plan!"

Oh no.. This will not end well...