John and the pig

by steampunkGuppy

I was bored so I thought "why not post another crap story?" so here we are. The second half was written by a friend. I don't own John Egbert, yaddah yaddah yaddah.

One day John found a little pig. The pig ate him and then exploded into sparkles and rainbows.

The end.

But!

John came back more badass than before, and ate the rainbows and sparkles.