We're all mad here.


Sakura Haruno didn't need her family and friends to tell her she was going crazy. She already knew she was. Why just last week she could have sworn she had seen a rabbit six times the size of a normal rabbit just at the edge of her garden. When she spotted it early this dreary morning she stared right at it and gasped in surprise as she realized it wasn't just any normal rabbit. It keep glancing at it's front paw and kept looking up at her kitchen window.

Sakura rubbed her eyes thinking she must have imagined it because it was gone once she moved her hands away. She shook her head and murmured how silly she was being. Of course it was probably the lack of sleep she thought to her self. She had spent the last couple days working nonstop at the small clinic on the other side of town. She sighed before the phone rang.

"Hello?" She said quietly. "Oh! Ino how are you? I'm hanging in there... Tired. Actually I was just getting ready to take a nap." Sakura said with a smile but it dropped once her friend had told her the reason she was calling. "Ino. I told you I don't wanna go out with that Kiba guy. Besides I'm happy single. I wouldn't have any time with to spend with a boyfriend with all the hours I work." Sakura explained sighing again. Her friend meant well but it was starting to get on Sakura's nerves.

Chatting for a few more minutes with Ino she sighed and hung up the phone. It was ridiculous on how her family wanted her to marry so bad. They had even asked Ino to set up a couple blind dates for her.

Annoyed at how her family was acting Sakura made her way outside to the hammock out in her back yard. Figuring a little fresh air would do her good. Laying down on the hammock Sakura sighed at let the gentle breeze lull her to sleep.

Of course she had no idea she'd be waking up with a large rabbit staring over her when she did so naturally she screamed and flipped off the hammock in surprise. "Oh... Oh... Oh I'm sorry miss. I didn't mean to frighten you!" The rabbit said quickly. "It's just we're running out of time... You have to come at once." The rabbit fretted as it kept glancing at his watch.

Sakura stared at the rabbit wide eyed. "I must be dreaming... or insane..."She whispered to herself.

"Of Course not girl. Up!" The rabbit snapped pulling on the hammock and flipping her off the hammock. Sakura sat dazed on the ground for a second before jumping up.

"Hey! That hurt!" She shouted glaring at the rabbit.

"Oh course it did you're human... You're the doctor here... You should know that hurts."

"How do you know that?" Sakura said taking a step back.

"Oh there is no time for chitchat. When have to go." The rabbit snapped and grabbed Sakura's arm and pulled her with him.

"Hey! Let go! This is kidnap you could get arrested!" Sakura shouted.

"Oh yes. Your earth police will arrest a rabbit for saving his world." The rabbit snorted as he pulled Sakura to the edge of her yard and too the large rabbit hole. "Take a deep breath." The rabbit said before pushing Sakura into the hole.


Sakura fell for what seemed to be hours. Perhaps she was falling slowly or maybe falling into another world slowed her time down. Either way Sakura felt as if she had fallen for hours until she fell to the ground. A Very ungraceful landing from her caused the rabbit who had pretty much kidnap her snort in amusement before pulling her along. He started talking rapidly and changing appearance. He was no longer a rabbit but instead a man. Sakura's eyes widened as the rabbit-man turned to her.

"Come along. I know it's a sudden change but it's the darn masks. Wonderland magic doesn't work well in your world." The rabbit-man snapped.

Sakura stood to stunned to move. "You... How...Wha?" She asked before fainting.

The man groaned and pulled Sakura bridal style into his arms and carried her. His master wouldn't be pleased if he had left her to wonder Wonderland alone. Heck the King might have his head... If he was anything like his mother's sister.

Taking a deep breath of air the man continued his journey to the palace. He would be lucky if he made it by sunset. He almost stopped at the Nine Tails but chose against it. The king requested the lovely young lady to be taken straight to him. The man glanced down a couple times staring with interest at her hair. He had never seen a shade that color. It looked like Fairy Floss or well perhaps a shade lighter. The rabbit man mused on it for a while as he shifted poor Sakura who was still out cold in his arms.

Finally reaching the palace the man sighed in relief before presenting the woman to the King of Hearts. He was nervous perhaps he picked the wrong woman again. Like last time he had ended up carrying the woman to the palace... Perhaps the fact he changed from rabbit to man shocked them. He figured but didn't let it sit in his mind for long.

"King of Hearts sir?" The man gulped. He was nervous was to say the least. If the he could he'd be sweating up a storm, a really smelly storm.

Looking up at the young man sitting with his legs hanging off the arm of the chair the man looked down at the poor rabbit man before back to the item in his hand then whipped is head back down. He sat shocked but happy. Hoping the woman would agree to the agreement he was going to propose he was afraid that he might have to keep her in Wonderland for their safety.

"Sakura?" The king said softly as Sakura woke up. She stared around the room until her eyes landed on the King. She recognized him but she couldn't place where she remembered him from. "Ah your away Kyo." The King said with a smirk. The rabbit man nodded before placing Sakura down on the steps and skipped off.

"Excuse me... where am I?" Sakura said quietly unsure on how to act around the man who had sent the rabbit man off.

The King glanced down at Sakura and reached his hand out for her. "Wonderland my dear."


OKAYYYY! I've fallen in love with this story... Like seriously I spent the last couple months talking about it to a couple friends. It was originally going to be this dark and kinda depressing story but them this happened this wonderful plot bunny of mine happened and I'm so glad to see it form. Also if you are wondering this is my take on Alice and Wonderland Naruto Style. :3 I don't mean to babble away but this story had seriously been eating at me for a while and I had mentioned on Poster Boy that I would have a new story out early to Mid-December and well here it is and I'd love to get your input on what you think. :) Leave a review pretty please. :)