Hey there party people! MBenz here with another story for ya! I actually got the idea for this story from a Smash Bros./ SpongeBob parody story on this site that I thought was so funny I made a parody of Dipper's Guide To The Unexplained. The chapters will be going in the order that I saw that I saw the shorts so if there not in the order that they aired now you know why. Oh and a few minor notes for this story and possible future ones: a) I'm including ALL of the Smashers from the newcomers of SSB4 (totally exited for that game btw) to the ones that got cut from Melee b) Zelda/Sheik and Samus/ZS Samus will still be one character, it's just easier for me c) Red (Pokémon Trainer) is still with Charizard (Who can still mega evolve) along with Ivysaur and Squirtle d) I will be using the red brawler, blue swordfighter and orange female gunner Miis that were shown at the Digital Event that will go by the names Satoru, Reggie and Erin(like in the fanfic "The Smash Freshmen" , it's a good story, check it out if you haven't already). In fanfics I always like it when they include all the Smashers even the ones that get cut from the official roster because in my mind they're still part of the Smash family (wow… I am SO cheesy…). Now on with the show!

P. S. Super Smash Bros. is owned by Nintendo and Gravity Falls is owned by Disney

It was a peaceful night at Smash Mansion and although most of the smashers have already went to bed Popo, one of the Ice Climbers was still awake filming a episode of the smasher's web series called "Smasher's Guide to Unexplained" were they record some of the Smash World's bizarre findings (Master Hand and Crazy Hand don't exactly tell them everything about the Smash World so they find weird things every other week). Since the Smash World is literally the center of the universe the other dimension's influences sometimes leak through. It started with one bizarre day when they saw an eight legged cow caught on film (they don't talk about it anymore…) long story short, it kinda became a hit.

Anyway while Nana slept in the other bed Popo filmed what he found at lunch, it wasn't much compared to the other stuff they had seen but it was something." Well that concludes Smash World anomaly #13 'The Mobius Chicken Strip'" Popo said pulling out a piece of fried chicken shaped like the symbol for infinity before popping it into his mouth. "It's infinitely delicious!" He said laughing at his lame pun and when something small came shrieking through the open window knocking over the camera. "Hey! What the…?!" Popo said while the creature ran across the room and into a basket in the corner. "Nana! Wake up! Did you see that?!" He said poking his sleeping partner. "Popo… Five more minutes…." Nana said sleepily.

"Some creature just jumped out of nowhere and it's eating our leftover Halloween candy!"

"WHAT?!" That woke her up. For some reason Popo grabbed the camera and pointed it at the basket and in it eating the candy was the creature. It was small, somewhat hairless, had red eyes and fangs. "Ew, it's like a… uh… naked little man." Nana said with a twinge of disgust. "Okay this is "Smasher's Guide to Unexplained #14 uh… that thing!" Popo said while holding a piece of cardboard that said exactly that to the camera (don't ask how he had time to make it). The "thing" came out of the wooden basket hand went for the knocked over Halloween basket and grabbed it.

"No! Put it down!" Nana yelled at the thing while it just stared at her.

"Put it down…" She a little softer, like she was talking to misbehaving puppy, but the thing ignored her and started to lick the basket. "Aw, gross!"

(STATIC)

"Okay, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor." Popo said with his mallet on hand and covered in pillows as his makeshift armor while Nana holds the camera. "I'm gonna capture it for science!"

"Don't forget candy!" Nana chimed in.

"Nana get this on tape in case I die or something." Popo said trying to seem macho (In reality it's impossible to die at Smash Mansion thanks to the damage protection spell that Master Hand placed on the house since the first tournament).

Popo started to walk towards the thing while it was snarling at him and still holding the Halloween basket. When he edged the candy spilled on the floor towards him, the thing launched at the candy and just when Popo tried to catch it with the trash can; it was climbing up the walls with the basket in his mouth. "Don't worry, I got it!" Nana said while she threw a pillow at it but it missed and came down and landed on her face. The thing went out the door with the Ice Climbers in hot pursuit (With Nana still holding the camera). "Save the candy!" Nana shouted while running through the hallway to the first floor and into the living room where they lost sight of the monster. "Where did he go? Have you see-?" before Popo could even finish that sentence the monster tackled him and headed towards the kitchen. When the Ice Climbers came into the kitchen they saw the thing one of the 4 refrigerators and eating more of the candy (first said "Kirby", second said "Yoshi", third said "Pac-Man" and fourth said "Everyone Else" lol).

"Get back here!" They both yelled. Then the creature started throwing candy at them. "Hey, quit wasting candy!" Nana said angrily and Popo caught a piece in his mouth, "Look I caught one in my mou-" Again the thing leaped at him before he could finish and ran back to the living room, with the Ice Climbers chasing it once again. Once it got there it got there it turned on the TV by accidently stepping on the remote and once it turned on the creature started to stare at the TV like it was in a trance. "Look it's hypnotized by the TV." Nana whispered to Popo. Popo then walked over it seeing the basket that it dropped when the TV turned on "Ha, and he dropped candy! What a little dummy! Glued to the…" Popo started to say but then started to look at the TV "To the… Oh… I love this movie…"

(STATIC)

Popo, Nana and the creature were now all sitting on the couch watching the movie with the camera standing on a tripod. The Ice Climbers eating the candy that's left from the basket while the thing was eating the golf clubs that Mario and Luigi left the other day. "Uh… shouldn't we do something about the monster?" Popo asked Nana who simply responded "Candy now. Monster later"

Pichu came downstairs wondering what the commotion was about (the others were either too tired to get up or slept like rocks. It was a long day training for the summer tournament only for it to get delayed for October. Let's just they were pretty peeved*) when he saw the Ice Climbers watching a movie. "Hey Popo, hey Nana…" Pichu started to say when his eyes were on the thing munching on a golf club "Hey Wario!" he said to the thing (poor little guy couldn't tell the difference). Popo at last turned to the camera "Well, I guess that ends Smasher's Guide to the Unexplained. The next episode will probably be about getting rid of this candy eating monster." He said going back to the movie. Pichu then whispered to the monster "Psst, Wario, what's he talking about?"

End of chapter

*What? I don't swear. And we all were a bit mad when we heard that right?